1983 Minnesota Twins Poem

by Justin Kaufmann

(clearing throat) Hello. I would like to read a poem entitled “Today, your 1983 Minnesota Twins starting line-up is….”

(adjusting mic, deep breath)

“Ron Washington
Tim Teufel
Gary Gaetti
Kent Hrbek
Rusty Kuntz
Jim Eisenreich
Mickey Hatcher
Tom Brunansky
Tim Laudner
and Brad Havens.”

Thank you. (huge applause, no snapping)

(Justin’s site, with his comedy teammates: Schadenfreude.net)

Posted 9/4/2007


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