Archive for June, 2009
We Know the Score
By Stuart Shea
I beg of you,
Please don’t say that in his last nine at-bats he’s hitting .222.
Please don’t mention a two-game win streak,
Or how many homers he hit in one week
Or other meaningless stats
Like his career record in four games against the Rays,
Or his ERA on Wednesdays.
Even those of us without degrees in statistics
Can tell when “conclusions” are not realistic.
Between announcers making mountains of data molehills
And old-time players saying on-base percentage isn’t very important
Because walks clog the bases
Or being patient is wimpy
And waiting for walks erodes a hitter’s skills,
It’s enough to make you want to SCREAM
And grab the remote
And turn off Jamie Campbell, Thom Brennaman, or Rory Markas
And ponder the end of the world in darkness.
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Posted 6/30/2009
A Baseball Poem #3
by Stephen Jones
Anticipation’s eyes locked
pitcher-to-batter batter-to-pitcher
catcher & umpire the close-ended
joint of a bright green fan laid down
spread open warning track edged
& in an outfield’s groomed grass
a leather glove thumped waiting
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Posted 6/29/2009
Where Have All The DonRuss Gone?
by Mario Alejandro
For more fun with card collecting, check out Mario’s Wax Heaven blog.
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Posted 6/26/2009
