Archive for March, 2010

National League West 2010 Haiku Forecasts

By Stuart Shea

DIAMONDBACKS
Some cacti have more range
Than Conor Jackson in left.
But he can hit some.
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DODGERS
Poor Jamie McCourt.
All that cash for the players
Where’s her unfair share?
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GIANTS
A skinny pitcher,
Throwing nothing but BBs
This is his springtime.
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PADRES
Trade Adrian G?
Better to cut crocuses
Before they blossom.
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ROCKIES
A sore-armed closer
A thin middle relief corps…
A Street of bad dreams.

Posted 3/30/2010

March 30th, 2010

A Spring Haiku

By Stephen Jones

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Time to see a swing
A tree limb in clutch’d big hands
No longer winter 

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Posted 3/26/2010

March 26th, 2010

National League Central 2010 Haiku Forecasts

by Stuart Shea
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CUBS
Whither the Starlin?
For now, he makes a nest out west
In loverly Des Moines.
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CARDINALS
Blah de blah de blah.
Pujols is going to be dealt.
When hell is frozen.
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ASTROS
Old, boring players,
Mediocre announcers,
Fans that prefer football.
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BREWERS
A Wolf is Riske,
But worth two in the Bush. Bring
Hoffman a Coffey.
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PIRATES
I walk in the park
So pretty, green, bright, and lush.
Ugh! The Bucs play here.
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REDS
Ardolis Chapman.
Good for 200 wins or shoulder problems,
It’s up to Dusty.

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Posted 3/23/2010

March 23rd, 2010

Old “Forgive and Forget” Bradley

By James Finn Garner

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Because a hitter’s supposed to get hits,
Lou called Miltie a big piece of shit.
With a new gig in Seattle,
Milt’s still fighting old battles,
Showing the world that this shoe still fits.

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Posted 3/10/2010

March 11th, 2010