2012 NL West Prediction Haiku

By Stuart Shea

ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS
Over(bay) the Miles,
Young men climb Upton a Hill—
This poet’s a Putz

COLORADO ROCKIES
The prime of one’s life
Ends around 40 for all
But Jamie Moyer

LOS ANGELES DODGERS
It’s a Magic time!
Millionaires swap property
And the fans go wild

SAN DIEGO PADRES
Highly paid jocks in
Military uniforms?
A bullshit salute

SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS
The Posey’s a bloom
That needs strong roots around it
Not these flimsy sticks


Published in Arizona Diamondbacks, Colorado Rockies, Fans, Haiku, History, Los Angeles Dodgers, Management, NL West, Players, San Diego Padres, San Francisco Giants, Stu Shea, Youth | Link to this poem | 1 Comment

2012 NL West Prediction Haiku: 1 Comment

  1. Hilary Barta wrote,

    A writer of verse name of Stu
    Delights in the tersest haiku
    In three simple lines
    He neatly opines
    Which team’s righted, is worse, or P.U.

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