2013 AL West Prediction Haiku

By Stuart Shea

HOUSTON
Welcome to the league!
You youngsters enjoy yourselves
As you lose each day

LOS ANGELES
Trout Fishing in spring…
Or Prince Albert in a can?
Is Ryan Mad, son?

OAKLAND
Bartolo Colon
Is still suspended. So…more
food in the clubhouse?

SEATTLE
Raul Ibanez
Played for Seattle during
Bill Clinton’s first term

TEXAS
Replacing Josh H.
With Martin and Gentry? That’s
Carob for dessert

 


Published in AL West, Food, Haiku, History, Los Angeles Angels, Management, Oakland Athletics, Players, Seattle Mariners, Stu Shea, Texas Rangers, The Game Itself, Youth | Link to this poem | 1 Comment

2013 AL West Prediction Haiku: 1 Comment

  1. James Finn Garner wrote,

    Passing one along from Wet Luzinski:

    For Houston:

    The Astros are here!
    Everybody else adds wins,
    Buys them all stiff drinks.

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