2013 NL East Prediction Haiku

By Stuart Shea

BRAVES
Georgia is the world’s
Top pecan supplier. Plus
Andrelton Simmons

MARLINS
Why is a fish tank
So fascinating to watch?
Billion-dollar chum.

METS
No, it’s not a joke!
Cowgill and Valdespin are
In center field now

NATIONALS
Unnatural arm,
Unbelieveable results–
Can Strasburg stay fit?

PHILLIES
The old and infirm
Are the last to know that they
Are old and infirm

 

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