Max Fried
Was in need
Of a tourniquet
Last night, the way he got hit.
AJ Pollock
Gave the pill a wallop
And made Dodgers fans scream
In Chavez Ravine.
Albert Pujols
Didn’t hit it between the poles
But still put on a show
Of knowing what he knows.
Chris Taylor
Like an old-time New England whaler
Salvaged the good ship S.S. Dodger
Sailing under a blue-and-white Jolly Roger.