by Hugh Manatee
Is feeling hinky
And regrets his wish
For bottomless Minnesota hot dish.
Ended the suspense:
He scares both adults and kids
Cuz he was tragically born without eyelids.
Will take his chances,
Gird up his junk-a
And take a dive into Lake Minnetonka.
Is a 14-time All-Star repeater
And, if we trust the announcers,
Also invented sliced bread, the Internet and trousers.
Has got nothing to lose.
Though Selig may wince,
He’s gonna show up at the game dressed as Prince
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