By Stuart Shea
ANGELS
Rich Latino woos
White fans who usually hire
Latino workmen.
ATHLETICS
Moneyball’s sunset
Means the lineup now includes
Kevin Kouzmanoff.
MARINERS
Hey, Jack Z….that nut
That fell off the hitting tree?
He’s your problem now.
RANGERS
Sweet spring robins’ song
May sound suspiciously like
“Neftali Feliz.”
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Posted 4/20/2010
Posted on 04/20/10
Published in AL West, Fans, Haiku, History, Los Angeles Angels, Management, Oakland Athletics, Players, Seattle Mariners, Stu Shea, Texas Rangers, The Game Itself, Youth | Link to this poem | 1 Comment
James Finn Garner wrote,
I’m too busy/lazy to read whole issues of the Baseball Prospectus, so I’m glad to have Stu’s haiku to help me predict the season and guide my gambling.
Link | April 21st, 2010 at 4:51 pm