Bad News Mets

by Stephen Jones

Fans of The Amazins,
They have to be sayin’:
“OK, so what’s next for
The starting rotation?”

First it’s a bone spur
For the mighty one — Thor.
Now it’s a spot,
A possible clot,
For the Dark Knight —
Whose turns on the mound
Have been less than profound.
Now he too looks unsound.

 

0 Replies to “Bad News Mets”

  1. Fear not for our pitchers,
    Thor and young Matz
    They’ll pitch through the pain?
    And inspire the bats

    Cespedes comes back
    Blast up his stats.
    Wilma rakes homas
    We toss up our hats

    Comes September
    No more door mats
    The last day of the season
    We’re ahead of the Nats

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