by Michael X. Ferraro
I am the sack who transformed a chopper
Into a double for Angel Pagan.
I’m Pence’s bat, since tossed in the hopper,
Labelled by Cards fans as a “tragic” wand.
What will be our inanimate topper?
It’s the stuff of Tom Robbins … and beyond.
Michael X. Ferraro is the author of Tased & Amused: The Shocking Poetic Recap of the 2010 Baseball Season, available on Amazon.
Posted on 10/29/12
Published in Detroit Tigers, Pure doggerel, San Francisco Giants, St. Louis Cardinals, The Game Itself | Link to this poem | 3 Comments
stu wrote,
That’s excellent. I like it a lot.
Link | October 29th, 2012 at 3:32 pm
Michael X. Ferraro wrote,
thanks Stu!
Link | October 29th, 2012 at 6:23 pm
Stephen Jones wrote,
Nice.
Link | November 7th, 2012 at 7:09 pm