by Michael X. Ferraro
I am the sack who transformed a chopper
Into a double for Angel Pagan.
I’m Pence’s bat, since tossed in the hopper,
Labelled by Cards fans as a “tragic” wand.
What will be our inanimate topper?
It’s the stuff of Tom Robbins … and beyond.
Michael X. Ferraro is the author of Tased & Amused: The Shocking Poetic Recap of the 2010 Baseball Season, available on Amazon.
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