Big Zzzzzzzzz

By Stuart Shea

Carlos Zambrano
Has pitched like bat guano
For the last two seasons or so.

Now Carlos Zambrano
Is the talk of the tawn-o
Since his little dugout show.

If Carlos Zambrano
Just wants to be gone-o
Many Cub fans will open the door.

“Cause Carlos Zambrano
Is making us pond’o
Whether he just can’t pitch any more.

Posted 7/2/10

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