Blue Jays Way

Jose Reyes breaks his foot
Itzuris fielding with his boot
As Melk and Colby fan the breeze
Our hitters bats are made of cheese

Leafs, don’t be gone, how can the Leafs now be gone?
Leafs, don’t be gone, or make us watch the Jays.

Dickey’s screwball’s hard to hit
A strange rotation’s built on it
Aside from Janssen they all suck
How’s Buerhle worth 12 million bucks?

Leafs, don’t be gone, how can the Leafs now be gone?
Leafs, don’t be gone, or make us watch the Jays.

Now Rogers Centre’s full of jeers
From raucous Gordies sloshing beer
This isn’t how they’re meant to play
But fifth place is where they’ll stay.

Leafs, don’t be gone, how can the Leafs now be gone?
Leafs, don’t be gone, or make us watch the Jays.

Leafs, don’t be gone, how can the Leafs now be gone?
Leafs, don’t be gone

Leafs, don’t be gone, how can the Leafs now be gone?
Leafs, don’t be gone

Leafs, don’t be gone, how can the Leafs now be gone?
Leafs, don’t be gone

Don’t be gone
Don’t be gone
Don’t be gone
Don’t be gone


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Blue Jays Way: 1 Comment

  1. Cary Donham wrote,

    This is exceptionally clever. However, being a long suffering Cubs fan, my sympathy level for the Jays is pretty low.

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