Bride of All-Star Clerihews

Wilson Ramos
Has become famos
As catcher for the Nats–
Must be the way that he squats.

Francisco Lindor
Likes to golf indoors.
As dangerous as his home gets,
His kids have learned to wear helmets.

Michael Saunders
When his mind meanders
Imagines himself in toque, cape and shorts
Savior of the Great White North.

Matt Wieters
Is such a fussy eater
On every dinner date
He asks an ump to brush his plate.


Published in Baltimore Orioles, Cleveland Indians, Food, James Finn Garner, Players, Pure doggerel, The Game Itself, Toronto Blue Jays, Washington Nationals, Youth | Link to this poem | 1 Comment

Bride of All-Star Clerihews: 1 Comment

  1. mxferraro wrote,

    c’mon, do them all! every team gets an All-Star, therefore every All-Star gets a clerihew.

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