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		<title>The Ballad of Scott Podsednik (Sung to “I’m Movin’ On”)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 14:20:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Joyce Heiser Came out of high school, stayed in Texas awhile Seems he just couldn’t make it all seem worthwhile He’s movin’ on. He’s movin’ on. Rangers said “So long son, go enjoy the sun” He’s Marlin gone. Minor leagues kept trading, kept cutting him loose Never was the engine, just a little caboose [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>By Joyce Heiser</h3>
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<p>Came out of high school, stayed in Texas awhile<br />
Seems he just couldn’t make it all seem worthwhile<br />
He’s movin’ on. He’s movin’ on.<br />
Rangers said “So long son, go enjoy the sun”<br />
He’s Marlin gone.</p>
<p>Minor leagues kept trading, kept cutting him loose<br />
Never was the engine, just a little caboose<br />
Seven years rolled on, they just moved on.<br />
Finally majored a run in 2000 and 1<br />
Would they keep him on?</p>
<p>Another year came and another deal too,<br />
Milwaukee got him in 2002,<br />
He still moved on, he was there and gone.<br />
Led the league in base steals, tried to keep it real,<br />
But they moved him on.</p>
<p>Chicago was home for a few good years<br />
Got a World Series ring, a girl with bunny ears,<br />
He’s carryin’ on, maybe he’ll stay on.<br />
But another year came, and another ball game,<br />
He packed and was gone.</p>
<p>Up in the mountains, till 2009,<br />
Back to bat that year in the White Sox line,<br />
Another movin’ on, another hometown gone.<br />
Even though he had fans, Chicago had other plans<br />
And they let him move on.</p>
<p>One year with the Royals, still stealing some base,<br />
Let him go to the Dodgers, problems slowing his pace.<br />
Trouble movin’ on, released and on his own.<br />
Try up North, play the West, half-a-year at best<br />
So he’s movin’ on.</p>
<p>Finally landed in Philly, more like Lackawanna<br />
Scranton doesn’t really sound like baseball nirvana.<br />
Will he be movin’ on?  Sing that travelin’ song?<br />
Thirteen teams, eighteen years, Hard to change your gears<br />
And keep movin’ on.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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		<title>2012 AL Central Prediction Haiku</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2012 14:33:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Stuart Shea CHICAGO WHITE SOX With the mouth gone to Sunnier climes, will the Sox Be hung out to dry? CLEVELAND INDIANS “Is Grady injured?” “Was there a Tuesday last week?” Michael Brantley’s glad. DETROIT TIGERS 27 games Before Brandon Inge returns To reclaim third base. KANSAS CITY ROYALS Those young hitters can’t Overpower [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>By Stuart Shea</h3>
<p><strong>CHICAGO WHITE SOX</strong><br />
With the mouth gone to<br />
Sunnier climes, will the Sox<br />
Be hung out to dry?</p>
<p><strong>CLEVELAND INDIANS</strong><br />
“Is Grady injured?”<br />
“Was there a Tuesday last week?”<br />
Michael Brantley’s glad.</p>
<p><strong>DETROIT TIGERS</strong><br />
27 games<br />
Before Brandon Inge returns<br />
To reclaim third base.</p>
<p><strong>KANSAS CITY ROYALS</strong><br />
Those young hitters can’t<br />
Overpower the smell of<br />
Five pieces of meat.</p>
<p><strong>MINNESOTA TWINS</strong><br />
Such a nice ballpark<br />
And such nice people watching<br />
Their nice, boring team.</p>
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		<title>Kansas City, Here I Go</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 May 2011 13:46:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Edmund Conti It&#8217;s a funny game, Mazzaro said As the balls went flying by They go right by the fielders I&#8217;m sure I don&#8217;t know why. It&#8217;s a funny game, Mazzaro said The ball takes funny hops The hitters all are in the zone The inning never stops. It&#8217;s a funny game, Mazzaro said [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>by Edmund Conti</h3>
<p>It&#8217;s a funny game, Mazzaro said<br />
As the balls went flying by<br />
They go right by the fielders<br />
I&#8217;m sure I don&#8217;t know why.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s a funny game, Mazzaro said<br />
The ball takes funny hops<br />
The hitters all are in the zone<br />
The inning never stops.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s a funny game, Mazzaro said<br />
The manager agreed<br />
Let&#8217;s keep him in the game some more<br />
I&#8217;m sure he will succeed.<br />
.</p>
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		<title>Melky Melting</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2011 14:21:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Stuart Shea How many chances will Melky get To try and make us forget? Once a prospect, Now he&#8217;s not. As leadoff man, He ain&#8217;t so hot. Where&#8217;s the power he used to show? Where&#8217;s the speed? Why can&#8217;t he throw? K.C. may be the last stop. When will the penny drop?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>By Stuart Shea</h3>
<p>How many chances will Melky get<br />
To try and make us forget?</p>
<p>Once a prospect,<br />
Now he&#8217;s not.<br />
As leadoff man,<br />
He ain&#8217;t so hot.</p>
<p>Where&#8217;s the power he used to show?<br />
Where&#8217;s the speed?<br />
Why can&#8217;t he throw?</p>
<p>K.C. may be the last stop.<br />
When will the penny drop?</p>
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		<title>AL Central 2011 Haiku Predictions</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Mar 2011 14:57:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>stu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Stuart Shea CHICAGO WHITE SOX Will Morel mushroom into a good third baseman Or just become waste? CLEVELAND INDIANS Um&#8230;Jack Hannanan? In the lineup? At third base? It&#8217;s not April 1. DETROIT TIGERS The Tigers, a team of 25 question marks. A growl? A meow? KANSAS CITY ROYALS Ending up with Jeff Francoeur&#8230;that&#8217;s a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>By Stuart Shea</p>
<p><strong>CHICAGO WHITE SOX</strong><br />
Will Morel mushroom<br />
into a good third baseman<br />
Or just become waste?</p>
<p><strong>CLEVELAND INDIANS</strong><br />
Um&#8230;Jack Hannanan?<br />
In the lineup? At third base?<br />
It&#8217;s not April 1.</p>
<p><strong>DETROIT TIGERS</strong><br />
The Tigers, a team<br />
of 25 question marks.<br />
A growl? A meow?</p>
<p><strong>KANSAS CITY ROYALS</strong><br />
Ending up with Jeff<br />
Francoeur&#8230;that&#8217;s a <em>real </em>bad day<br />
At the rummage sale.</p>
<p><strong>MINNESOTA TWINS</strong><br />
If he keeps winning,<br />
Carl Pavano can look like<br />
A porn star all year.</p>
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		<title>Pork Haiku #1</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2010 05:49:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Gary Gillette In honor of broadcaster Mario Impemba who, during the April 12 Tigers broadcast, talked about how Royals skipper Trey Hillman had managed the &#8220;Ham Fighters&#8221;&#8230; . Nippon Ham Fighters! WTF? Americans Fear Pugnacious Pork. . Posted 4/29/10]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>By Gary Gillette</p>
<p><em>In honor of broadcaster Mario Impemba who, during the April 12 Tigers broadcast, talked about how Royals skipper Trey Hillman had managed the &#8220;Ham Fighters&#8221;&#8230;</em></p>
<p>.</p>
<p>Nippon Ham Fighters!<br />
WTF? Americans<br />
Fear Pugnacious Pork.</p>
<p>.</p>
<p><em>Posted 4/29/10 </em></p>
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		<title>American League Central 2010 Haiku Forecasts</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Apr 2010 19:38:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Stuart Shea WHITE SOX A Putz in the &#8216;pen, Another in the dugout, Not just birds Twitter. . INDIANS No more wedge issues. It&#8217;s time to see just how good This ballclub can be. . TIGERS A brand new springtime? Whatchoo talkin&#8217; bout, Willis? This is your autumn. . ROYALS Inevitable As tulips and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>By Stuart Shea</p>
<p><strong>WHITE SOX<br />
</strong>A Putz in the &#8216;pen,<br />
Another in the dugout,<br />
Not just birds Twitter.<br />
.</p>
<p><strong>INDIANS<br />
</strong>No more wedge issues.<br />
It&#8217;s time to see just how good<br />
This ballclub can be.<br />
.</p>
<p><strong>TIGERS<br />
</strong>A brand new springtime?<br />
Whatchoo talkin&#8217; bout, Willis?<br />
This is your autumn.<br />
.</p>
<p><strong>ROYALS<br />
</strong>Inevitable<br />
As tulips and tree pollen,<br />
95 losses.<br />
.</p>
<p><strong>TWINS<br />
</strong>Mauer power is<br />
Ensured for many more moons<br />
In the new playpen.</p>
<p>Posted 4/11/2009</p>
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		<title>Baseball Cards</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 14:11:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Dan Quisenberry  (KC Royals, 1979-1988) . that first baseball card I saw myself in a triage of rookies atop the bodies that made the hill we played king of I am the older one the one on the right game-face sincere long red hair unkempt a symbol of the &#8217;70s somehow a sign of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>by Dan Quisenberry  (KC Royals, 1979-1988)</p>
<p>.</p>
<p>that first baseball card I saw myself<br />
in a triage of rookies<br />
atop the bodies<br />
that made the hill<br />
we played king of<br />
I am the older one<br />
the one on the right<br />
game-face sincere<br />
long red hair unkempt<br />
a symbol of the &#8217;70s<br />
somehow a sign of manhood<br />
you don&#8217;t see<br />
how my knees shook on my debut<br />
or my desperation to make it</p>
<p>the second one I look boyish with a gap-toothed smile<br />
the smile of a guy who has it his way<br />
expects it<br />
I rode the wave&#8217;s crest<br />
of pennant and trophies<br />
I sat relaxed with one thought<br />
&#8220;I can do this&#8221;<br />
you don&#8217;t see<br />
me stay up till two<br />
reining in nerves<br />
or post-game hands that shook involuntarily</p>
<p>glory years catch action shots<br />
arm whips and body contortions<br />
a human catapult<br />
the backs of those cards<br />
cite numbers<br />
that tell stories of saves, wins, flags, records<br />
handshakes, butt slaps, celebration mobs<br />
you can&#8217;t see<br />
the cost of winning<br />
lines on my forehead under the hat<br />
trench line between my eyes<br />
you don&#8217;t see my wife, daughter and son<br />
left behind</p>
<p>the last few cards<br />
I do not smile<br />
I grim-face the camera<br />
tight lipped<br />
no more forced poses to win fans<br />
eyes squint<br />
scanning distance<br />
crow&#8217;s-feet turn into eagle&#8217;s claws<br />
you don&#8217;t see<br />
the quiver in my heart<br />
knowledge that it is over<br />
just playing out the end</p>
<p>I look back<br />
at who I thought I was<br />
or used to be<br />
now, trying to be funny<br />
I tell folks<br />
I used to be famous<br />
I used to be good<br />
they say<br />
we thought you were bigger<br />
I say<br />
I was</p>
<p>.</p>
<p><em>Published 9/2/2009 </em></p>
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		<title>Pastime</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 13:43:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Casey Hannan At a baseball game, so high up the birds seem bigger than the players, bigger than the crowned lion mascot, and bigger even, than my expectations, because, you see, I didn&#8217;t root, root, root, for anyone. The Royals sucked and the Rangers were visitors, so it was heresy to cheer when they [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>by Casey Hannan</p>
<p>At a baseball game, so high up<br />
the birds seem bigger than the players,<br />
bigger than the crowned lion mascot,<br />
and bigger even, than my expectations,<br />
because, you see, I didn&#8217;t root, root, root,<br />
for anyone.  The Royals sucked and the<br />
Rangers were visitors, so it was<br />
heresy to cheer when they won, which<br />
I think they did, though it&#8217;s hard to<br />
remember when all I see, looking back<br />
through the heat, hazy like it is in a<br />
too hot car, is a crowd of people all<br />
trying not to fling themselves onto<br />
the field, so green you could swim<br />
in it, to cool down to the most basic<br />
part of the experience: American History<br />
and the obligation spun from those pages.</p>
<p><em>For more of Casey&#8217;s poetry, check out his blog, <a href="http://poetryduh.blogspot.com/">Poetry, DUH.</a></em></p>
<p>.</p>
<p><em>Posted 8/4/2009 </em></p>
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		<title>AMERICAN LEAGUE CENTRAL 2009 HAIKU FORECASTS</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 14:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>stu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Stuart Shea WHITE SOX From dawn to midnight Glistening sweat beads cover Guillen&#8217;s press spokesmen. TWINS Sweet April moonlight Means &#8220;farewell&#8221; if the Twins are Without Joe Mauer. INDIANS Each cool autumn Indians fans get just the Thin end of the Wedge. ROYALS Gold Kansas wheatfields Yield more each season than Green fields at [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>By Stuart Shea</p>
<p><strong>WHITE SOX</strong><br />
From dawn to midnight<br />
Glistening sweat beads cover<br />
Guillen&#8217;s press spokesmen.</p>
<p><strong>TWINS</strong><br />
Sweet April moonlight<br />
Means &#8220;farewell&#8221; if the Twins are<br />
Without Joe Mauer.</p>
<p><strong>INDIANS</strong><br />
Each cool autumn<br />
Indians fans get just the<br />
Thin end of the Wedge.</p>
<p><strong>ROYALS</strong><br />
Gold Kansas wheatfields<br />
Yield more each season than<br />
Green fields at Kauffmann.</p>
<p><strong>TIGERS</strong><br />
A solar eclipse<br />
Can’t match the disappearance<br />
Of Dontrelle’s control.</p>
<p><em>Posted 4/1/09</em></p>
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