Pop Up, Up and Away

by Hilary Barta

A pop-up Dave Kingman once popped
Was a feat no one since then has topped
In the ‘Dome, hit so high
Through a hole toward the sky
That today there’s no sign it has stopped.

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Hilary explains: “It was 26 years ago when one of quirkiest moments in Metrodome history occurred. Oakland’s Dave Kingman — one of baseball’s all-time feast-or-famine hackers — hit a pop-up off left-hander Frank Viola that was so high that it went through a hole in the roof of the Dome and never came down.”

Title by Sky-High Jim Siergey.

Yankees Take Series

by Stephen Jones

I watched the Yankees-Twins series:
it was a moment in time, a hitting fest,
no holes in either offense,
two heavyweights waiting for the last punch,
and the pitchers, alone on “the bump”,
thin figures tossing balls at batting practice.

While Romo Burns

By James Finn Garner

Since when do prospects travel to Miami?
Is it global warming’s fault?
As the Twins try to keep the fires going in the fall
For an “OctoBOMBA Surprise”
They’ll need Romo to be on fire
To keep the frost off the bullpen.

All-Star Clerihews

Jose Abreu
DJ LaMahieu
And Hyun-Jin Ryu
Are my first triple-header All-Star clerihew!

Ketel Marte
Is a portable partay!
He’ll enjoy your booze
Whatever brand of vodka you choose

Jake Odorizzi
Better take it easy
And resist all that’s there to seduce and shock
On Cleveland’s red-light block.

Paul DeJong
Wears a lucky spangled thong
When the Cards are on a winning streak–
That guy’s a SuperFreak!

Twin Drivel

by James Finn Garner

If the Bomba Twins
Keep racking up wins,

The new White Sox
Can be wrapped back in their box,

Detroit’s Bengals
Must study new angles,

The rebuild in Cleveland
Will move from “expected” to “real” and

Kansas City
Can just keep being shitty.