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Detroit vs. Texas Finale

by Hilary Barta

The third was both end and beginning,
It determined the losing and winning
.     For the Tigers, the plane
.     To the Rangers, champagne
All it took was one Texas-sized inning.



Bengals and Bondo

by Hilary Barta

Tonight, if the weather stays dry,
the Tigers will give it a try
.     In duct tape they’re bandaged,
.     yet somehow they’ve managed
to fight to game 6, do or die.



Third Bag for MVP !

by James Finn Garner

Beltre thought it a routine DP,
As simple as, well, 6 – 4 – 3,
.     But third base interrupted
.     And the Tigers erupted
And are still fighting for the ALC

Driven Hard, Still Eats Up The Road

Son, take a look at this year’s Verlander,
This model’s sure worth a gander.
.     With the mileage he’s racked up
.     He still hasn’t cracked up
And his aim down the road never wanders.



Detroit: Renaissance Center

by Hilary Barta

No raining; no pouring.
In Motown they’re roaring.
.    The Tigers saw red
.    and knocked ‘em dead,
They’re returning to Texas this morning.



The Stellar Throws of Texas

by Hilary Barta

The defense of Texas was tight
From the catcher, and later from right
.     From third to the plate
.     was a distance too great
and Cabrera was out like a light

Man of the Eleventh Hour

Jim Leland put Beltre on first
Of the options that proved to be worst
.     The dreamed double-play
.     was singled away
And by Nelson, Detroit was submersed

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