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	<title>Bardball &#187; Boston Red Sox</title>
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	<description>Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel</description>
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		<title>Dreadlocks in the Wind</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 13:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by JHB Goodbye, Manuel Aristides, At times we all were far too cruel, But you had the grace to point both hands While smilin’ like a fool. They disparaged you in the Herald, Made innuendoes in the Globe. They chased you all around the Hub, Caught in flashbulbs like a strobe. And it seems to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>by JHB</p>
<p>Goodbye, Manuel Aristides,<br />
At times we all were far too cruel,<br />
But you had the grace to point both hands<br />
While smilin’ like a fool.<br />
They disparaged you in the <em>Herald</em>,<br />
Made innuendoes in the <em>Globe</em>.<br />
They chased you all around the Hub,<br />
Caught in flashbulbs like a strobe.</p>
<blockquote><p>And it seems to me you lived your life<br />
With your dreadlocks in the wind,<br />
Steppin’ quickly in the Monster<br />
Just to take a whiz,<br />
And you would have been our hero,<br />
But you were just a kid.<br />
Your time here ran out long before<br />
Your legend ever did.</p></blockquote>
<p>Manny being Manny’s tough,<br />
The toughest role you ever played,<br />
But your bat made you a superstar,<br />
And pain’s the price you paid.<br />
Even when you left,<br />
The press still had too much to say.<br />
All that Boston.com would comment<br />
Was that Manny didn’t want the trade.</p>
<blockquote><p>And it seems to me you lived your life<br />
With your dreadlocks in the wind,<br />
Catchin’ flies and givin’ high-fives<br />
Before you’d throw it in,<br />
And you would have been our hero,<br />
But you were just a kid,<br />
Your time here ran out long before<br />
Your legend ever did.</p></blockquote>
<p>Goodbye, Manuel Aristides,<br />
Though I never knew you at all,<br />
You had the feel to play left field,<br />
Fielding caroms off the Wall.<br />
Goodbye, Manuel Aristides,<br />
From the young boy in a Monster Seat,<br />
Who saw you as something not so infantile,<br />
Maybe what he would like to be,</p>
<blockquote><p>And it seems to me you lived your life<br />
With your dreadlocks in the wind,<br />
If the role was just too much to bear,<br />
It’s not as if you sinned,<br />
And you would have been our hero,<br />
But you were just a kid,<br />
Your time here ran out long before,<br />
Your legend ever did.</p></blockquote>
<p><em>  Posted 9/10/08</em></p>
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		<title>Baseball Lightning</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 21:58:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by James Finn Garner It won&#8217;t be for his arm or savvy Or the hits he gave up left and right. What we&#8217;ll remember &#8217;bout Geremi Gonzales Is the way he would light up the night. Posted in memory 7/21/08 ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>by James Finn Garner</p>
<p>It won&#8217;t be for his arm or savvy<br />
Or the hits he gave up left and right.<br />
What we&#8217;ll remember &#8217;bout Geremi Gonzales<br />
Is the way he would light up the night.</p>
<p><em>Posted in memory 7/21/08 </em></p>
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		<title>Big Papi&#8217;s Big Hurt</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 00:34:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>stu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Stuart Shea One little piece of skin, The size of a child&#8217;s little finger, Can bring a big man down. The pain will linger for David Ortiz, For at least three weeks. He&#8217;s in a cast&#8230;geez. Like a mouse to an elephant, A torn tendon sheath Doesn&#8217;t sound significant But to a guy Who [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>By Stuart Shea</p>
<p>One little piece of skin,<br />
The size of a child&#8217;s little finger,<br />
Can bring a big man down.</p>
<p>The pain will linger<br />
for David Ortiz,<br />
For at least three weeks.</p>
<p>He&#8217;s in a cast&#8230;geez.<br />
Like a mouse to an elephant,<br />
A torn tendon sheath</p>
<p>Doesn&#8217;t sound significant<br />
But to a guy<br />
Who depends on his wrists</p>
<p>It&#8217;s a poke in the eye<br />
And a full-arm cast<br />
And a lot of sitting.</p>
<p>How long the pain will last<br />
Is not clear&#8230;<br />
But it could go all year.</p>
<p><em>Posted 6/10/08</em></p>
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		<title>Manny With His Flowing Locks</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Oct 2007 14:04:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>stu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Larry Epke Manny with his flowing locks, Left field, Boston Red Sox, When he’s in the batter’s box, Gives the ball some mighty knox! Posted 10/26/2007]]></description>
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<p><font color="black"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">Manny with his flowing locks,<br />
Left field, Boston Red Sox,<br />
When he’s in the batter’s box,<br />
Gives the ball some mighty knox! </font></font></font></p>
<p><em><font color="black"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">  Posted 10/26/2007</font></font></font></em></p>
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		<title>Stretch Run and No Manny</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Sep 2007 13:27:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>stu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Stu Shea Where’s Manny? Where’s Manny? All Boston’s getting clammy. The Red Sox are in danger of a troubling declanny. If “Manny being Manny” Means pulled muscle or strained hammy, Opponents dance and laugh Because he can’t give them the whammy. If Terry F. is canny, He’ll come up with a planny To help [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>By Stu Shea</p>
<p>Where’s Manny?<br />
Where’s Manny?<br />
All Boston’s getting clammy.<br />
The Red Sox are in danger of a troubling declanny.</p>
<p>If “Manny being Manny”<br />
Means pulled muscle or strained hammy,<br />
Opponents dance and laugh<br />
Because he can’t give them the whammy.</p>
<p>If Terry F. is canny,<br />
He’ll come up with a planny<br />
To help the Red Sox win it<br />
Even if they don’t have Manny.</p>
<p>But if Coco’s cold and Papelbon<br />
Cannot escape a jammy,<br />
The Fenway Faithful might cry out<br />
For someone else…like…<em>Sammy?!</em></p>
<p><em>Posted 9/26/07 </em></p>
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		<title>For Rod Beck</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2007 17:37:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>stu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When we heard of the death of The Shooter We all grabbed a beer and a smoke… And we toasted the long-ago memories And the quick way he had with a joke. He’s dead, just 38. It makes no sense To those of us here on the outside. Why him? He seemed normal. Never formal, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal">When we heard of the death of The Shooter</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">We all grabbed a beer and a smoke…</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">And we toasted the long-ago memories</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">And the quick way he had with a joke.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">He’s dead, just 38.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">It makes no sense</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">To those of us here on the outside.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Why him? He seemed normal.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Never formal,</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">So unaffected by the fame</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Of the great game,</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">But sometimes worlds don’t collide.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">For some, there’s no life after baseball.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">For some, there’s no way to adjust.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">So he left his wife and two children</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">In a cloud of motorhome dust.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">He’s dead, just 38.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">He died alone</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">In Phoenix, for God’s sake.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">It’s got to be a mistake.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Sure, he liked a beer and his cigarettes.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">That was part of his character.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">But beneath the veneer</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Of that which is legal,</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">it all was much worse.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">The curses</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Of hard drugs and failure</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Of arm injuries and rehab</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Are tough on athletes</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">With nothing else to do.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">You can’t fish all day.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">You can’t drink beer all day.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">But when you’re Rod Beck,</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">And the dream is gone,</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">What do you do with your time</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">But look for the next high</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">And kiss each day goodbye?</p>
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