by Hilary Barta
Kyle Schwarber is not a Gold Glover
By candy machines he will hover
But when he connects
The baseball he wrecks
With power to knock off the cover.
Kyle Schwarber is not a Gold Glover
By candy machines he will hover
But when he connects
The baseball he wrecks
With power to knock off the cover.
With full throat we
Sing of David Bote
Howl of a coyote
History-making rookie
Not a Don Quixote
Tweaked the devil’s goatee
Gave that ball a pokey
Became the Cubs’ new homey
Cow /kou/ n (Old English), see holy
Sartorial mack daddy Morrow
Tore up his back, to Cub sorrow.
To protect the soft tissue
An edict’s been issued:
The team is “Kilts Only” starting tomorrow.
Tim Souers runs the site Cubby Blue, “Drawing what it feels like to be a fan of the Chicago Cubs.” You can find his wonderful watercolor posts and buy his artwork at Cubby Blue right here.