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	<title>Bardball &#187; Fans</title>
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	<description>Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel</description>
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		<title>Requiem for Sam Henry</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2011 15:03:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Becky Binks Late autumn brings damp and rain; The baseball season is over again. The Redbirds were soaring; Their fans were roaring. And Texas went home empty-handed. The holidays and new year’s come, Bringing dreams of series rings to everyone. The hot stoves start burning, With free agent yearning, And revulse at the salaries [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>by Becky Binks</h3>
<p>Late autumn brings damp and rain;<br />
The baseball season is over again.<br />
The Redbirds were soaring;<br />
Their fans were roaring.<br />
And Texas went home empty-handed.</p>
<p>The holidays and new year’s come,<br />
Bringing dreams of series rings to everyone.<br />
The hot stoves start burning,<br />
With free agent yearning,<br />
And revulse at the salaries commanded.</p>
<p>Spring brings tulips and green grass.<br />
Training and opening day are here at last.<br />
Northern fans bundle for the game,<br />
Southern weather is a lot more tame.<br />
And all hope to catch a foul single-handed.</p>
<p><em>The late Samuel Henry Donham (a college and semi-pro first baseman whose career ended in injury, and later a junior high baseball coach) instilled a love of baseball in his family, including his daughter-in-law Becky. She is a longtime Cubs fan whose faith is wavering.</em></p>
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		<title>The Venezuelan League</title>
		<link>http://bardball.com/the-venezuelan-league/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2011 17:06:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Hilary Barta, assisted by Sid Yiddish In the winter they swarm to Caracas Where the fans, true to form, shake maracas .      Down there all the players .      Don&#8217;t wear many layers As the sun keeps them warm in the tuchas.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>by Hilary Barta, assisted by Sid Yiddish</h3>
<p>In the winter they swarm to Caracas<br />
Where the fans, true to form, shake maracas<br />
.      Down there all the players<br />
.      Don&#8217;t wear many layers<br />
As the sun keeps them warm in the <em>tuchas</em>.</p>
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		<title>Glowering at Bowering</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 14:57:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Pseud à Nîmes New York, London, Paris, Munich Everybody talk about, mmm…. Pop music, aye, and news and sport But to Bardball blast, we must retort From the bleachers, and godly seats Loving testimonies &#8211; and testy tweets Au contraire, in Europe there is but little Interest &#8211; like our economy, entirely brittle In [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>by Pseud à Nîmes</h3>
<p>New York, London, Paris, Munich<br />
Everybody talk about, mmm….<br />
Pop music, aye, and news and sport<br />
But to Bardball blast, we must retort</p>
<p>From the bleachers, and godly seats<br />
Loving testimonies &#8211; and testy tweets<br />
<em>Au contraire,</em> in Europe there is but little<br />
Interest &#8211; like our economy, entirely brittle</p>
<p>In our excitement, we do refrain<br />
From all small talk of one Ferris Fain<br />
Unknown to us, across the Golden Pond<br />
In our view, his sport just a frond</p>
<p>Of the nascent game we called rounders<br />
Those damn Yankees – cads and bounders!</p>
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		<title>Ferris Fain</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2011 13:56:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by George Bowering I&#8217;ll never see his like again, My favourite hitter, Ferris Fain. In London, Amsterdam and Paris, They talk of nothing else but Ferris. He always managed to amaze, This handsome batsman of the A&#8217;s. In 2002, George Bowering was appointed the first Parliamentary Poet Laureate of Canada.  His newest book, The Diamond [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>by George Bowering</h3>
<p>I&#8217;ll never see his like again,<br />
My favourite hitter, Ferris Fain.</p>
<p>In London, Amsterdam and Paris,<br />
They talk of nothing else but Ferris.</p>
<p>He always managed to amaze,<br />
This handsome batsman of the A&#8217;s.</p>
<p><em>In 2002, George Bowering was appointed the first Parliamentary Poet Laureate of Canada.  His newest book, <a href="http://www.bookthug.ca/proddetail.php?prod=201126&amp;cat=39">The Diamond Alphabet</a>, is now available from BookThug.</em></p>
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		<title>No Joy in Mudville</title>
		<link>http://bardball.com/no-joy-in-mudville/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Nov 2011 13:37:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Jim Siergey This World Series sure done went screwy with champs being wild card St. Looey .     Midwest thinks it&#8217;s grand .     but Cubs fans sneer and collectively catcall, &#8220;Ah, Phooey!&#8221;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>by Jim Siergey</h3>
<p>This World Series sure done went screwy<br />
with champs being wild card St. Looey<br />
.     Midwest thinks it&#8217;s grand<br />
.     but Cubs fans sneer and<br />
collectively catcall, &#8220;Ah, Phooey!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>The Upside to Discretionary World Series Watching</title>
		<link>http://bardball.com/the-upside-to-discretionary-world-series-watching/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2011 13:45:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Detroit Tigers]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[by James Finn Garner I wish Detroit had gone farther, not so quickly emptied their larder .     but I feel I&#8217;m in luck .     to not hear Joe Buck and double that for Colonel McCarver.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>by James Finn Garner</h3>
<p>I wish Detroit had gone farther,<br />
not so quickly emptied their larder<br />
.     but I feel I&#8217;m in luck<br />
.     to not hear Joe Buck<br />
and double that for Colonel McCarver.</p>
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		<title>Cardinals: Don&#8217;t Hate Us Cuz We Win</title>
		<link>http://bardball.com/cardinals-dont-hate-us-cuz-we-win/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Oct 2011 13:33:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Alan P. Rudy A Cubs fan laments of Cardinal success, In the face of Philly&#8217;s utter Yankee-ness, And Arizona’s owner’s militant anti-immigrant mess, Of Milwaukee’s ties to the Commish’s anti-player caress&#8230; Fans of cursed fate are sad to witness.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>by Alan P. Rudy</h3>
<p>A Cubs fan laments of Cardinal success,<br />
In the face of Philly&#8217;s utter Yankee-ness,<br />
And Arizona’s owner’s militant anti-immigrant mess,<br />
Of Milwaukee’s ties to the Commish’s anti-player caress&#8230;<br />
Fans of cursed fate are sad to witness.</p>
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		<title>Milwaukee Fans, With Heads High</title>
		<link>http://bardball.com/milwaukee-fans-with-heads-high/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2011 14:17:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>stu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Stuart Shea It&#8217;s been a good year, And we still have beer. Prince may be gone, But our buzz is still on.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>By Stuart Shea</h3>
<p>It&#8217;s been a good year,<br />
And we still have beer.<br />
Prince may be gone,<br />
But our buzz is still on.</p>
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		<title>Was It The Last Dance?</title>
		<link>http://bardball.com/was-it-the-last-dance/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2011 00:59:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by David Bellel Was it the last dance? The last dance for John and Suzy&#8217;s broadcast love No, no, their last chance? To get us to a big dance Thurs night We need them beside us Beside us, to guide us Their boldness, that unfolds us &#8216;Cause when they&#8217;re sad We&#8217;re so, so sad So [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>by David Bellel</h3>
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<p>Was it the last dance?<br />
The last dance for John and Suzy&#8217;s broadcast love<br />
No, no, their last chance?<br />
To get us to a big dance Thurs night<br />
We need them beside us<br />
Beside us, to guide us<br />
Their boldness, that unfolds us<br />
&#8216;Cause when they&#8217;re sad<br />
We&#8217;re so, so sad</p>
<p>So let&#8217;s not dance the last dance<br />
No, no last dance<br />
No, no last dance Thurs night</p>
<p>Was it the last dance?<br />
The last dance for John and Suzy&#8217;s broadcast love<br />
No, no their last chance?<br />
To get us to the big dance Thurs night<br />
We need them beside us<br />
Beside us, to guide us<br />
Their boldness, that unfolds us<br />
&#8216;Cause when they&#8217;re glad<br />
We&#8217;re so, so glad</p>
<p>So let&#8217;s not dance the last dance<br />
No, no last dance<br />
No, no last dance thurs night</p>
<p><em>You can find more of David&#8217;s work throughout the Yankee blog, <a href="http://johnsterling.blogspot.com/">It Is High, It Is Far, It Is&#8230;..caught</a>.</em></p>
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		<title>The Baseball Project, &#8220;1976&#8243;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2011 14:10:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[With the news this week of R.E.M&#8217;s final retirement, we present a song from The Baseball Project, a labor of love from R.E.M. member Peter Buck and session man Steve Wynn: &#160; &#160; For more on The Baseball Project, visit their website.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>With the news this week of R.E.M&#8217;s final retirement, we present a song from The Baseball Project, a labor of love from R.E.M. member Peter Buck and session man Steve Wynn:</em></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><em>For more on The Baseball Project, <a href="http://thebaseballproject.net/">visit their website</a>.</em></p>
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