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		<title>The Bookkeepers Talk Baseball</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Aug 2011 13:57:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Jim Daniels Betsy says a friend of hers went to high school with Kirk Gibson and that he was stuck up even then. Debbie says Frank is taking her to one of those things where they play two games in one day. What&#8217;s it called, a double bubble? She makes a face: I can [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>by Jim Daniels</h3>
<p>Betsy says a friend of hers<br />
went to high school with Kirk Gibson<br />
and that he was stuck up even then.</p>
<p>Debbie says Frank is taking her<br />
<em>to one of those things</em><br />
<em> where they play two games in one day.</em><br />
<em> What&#8217;s it called, a double bubble?</em><br />
She makes a face: <em>I can hardly stand one game</em><br />
<em> much less two.</em></p>
<p>Jack, the burly security guard says<br />
<em>it&#8217;s too damn boring. Everybody</em><br />
<em> standing around picking their asses.</em></p>
<p>I sit at my desk<br />
flipping through accounts, pulling overdrafts.<br />
My ass squirms in padded comfort<br />
longing for the bleacher&#8217;s hard bench.</p>
<p>Arnold says he likes it better<br />
on tv. <em>Why go to the ballpark,</em><br />
<em> he asks, and deal with the traffic </em><br />
<em> and the crowds?</em></p>
<p>Better on tv?<br />
<em>Get yer red hots heah!</em><br />
<em> Coke! Iiiiiiice Cooooold Coke!</em><br />
Crack of bat on ball. Smell<br />
of stale cigars and spilled beer.<br />
Seventh inning stretch.<br />
Cold beer in the sun.</p>
<p>Cold beer in the sun.<br />
I bang my seat<br />
to start up a rally.</p>
<p><em>Jim Daniels is the Thomas Stockham Baker Professor of English at Carnegie Mellon University.  His newest story collection, TRIGGER MAN: More Tales of the Motor City, is now available, and can be ordered<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Trigger-Man-More-Tales-Motor/dp/1611860180/ref=pd_rhf_p_t_2"> from Amazon here</a>.</em></p>
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		<title>&#8230;and the Living is Easy</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2011 14:33:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Edmund Conti The Sox are our team, says the Bahd, Plus the students who haunt Hahvahd Yahd. Just enjoy if you wish This great summery dish. By autumn, you know, we’ll get scrod.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>by Edmund Conti</h3>
<p>The Sox are our team, says the Bahd,<br />
Plus the students who haunt Hahvahd Yahd.<br />
Just enjoy if you wish<br />
This great summery dish.<br />
By autumn, you know, we’ll get scrod.</p>
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		<title>What is Baseball?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Aug 2011 14:31:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Eddie Gold Baseball is for all, regardless of religion or race, And it&#8217;s the Babe blasting one into outer space. It&#8217;s the banker sitting next to the guy without a job, And it&#8217;s the base-stealing exploits of Tyrus R. Cobb. It&#8217;s the vendors hawking scorecards, peanuts and ale, And it&#8217;s Landis, the Czar, with [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>by Eddie Gold</h3>
<p>Baseball is for all, regardless of religion or race,<br />
And it&#8217;s the Babe blasting one into outer space.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s the banker sitting next to the guy without a job,<br />
And it&#8217;s the base-stealing exploits of Tyrus R. Cobb.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s the vendors hawking scorecards, peanuts and ale,<br />
And it&#8217;s Landis, the Czar, with his chin on the rail.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s pilots like Huggins, Mack, and Old Case,<br />
And it&#8217;s a boner by Merkle, who skipped second base.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s Billy Sunday, from sinner to saint,<br />
And it&#8217;s Willie Keeler, who hit where they ain&#8217;t.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s writers like Lardner, Rice and Runyon,<br />
And its Wagner at bat, resembling Paul Bunyan,</p>
<p>It&#8217;s a crestfallen guy called Shoeless Joe,<br />
And it&#8217;s the kid who pleaded, &#8220;Say it ain&#8217;t so.&#8221;</p>
<p>It&#8217;s opening day with the President in the park,<br />
And it&#8217;s a homer by Hartnett, hit in the dark.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s nicknames like Dizzy and Dazzy, Pee Wee and Pants,<br />
And it&#8217;s a double play by Tinker to Evers to Chance.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s the ornery cussing of Muggsy McGraw,<br />
And the quiet temperance of Vernon Law.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s the pursuit of an asterisk by Mantle and Maris,<br />
And it&#8217;s the Mats&#8217; Boy Wonders, Cronin and Harris.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s the Giants Mathewson, who seldom would lose,<br />
And it&#8217;s Taylor Spink and The Sporting News.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s the prayers for a pennant by a Brooklyn parson,<br />
And a Series no-hitter by a guy named Larsen.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s the girl in the bleachers acquiring a tan,<br />
And the hula-wiggle stance of Stan the Man.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s the training camps and the coming of spring,<br />
And it&#8217;s Mr. Roberts, the first Robin of fling.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s the aroma of hot dogs, plain or kosher,<br />
And it&#8217;s umpire-baiting by Leo Durocher.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s the blast by Thomson, with its thrills galore,<br />
And it&#8217;s the 26-inning duel of Oeschger and Cadore.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s the pennant winner and the team in the cellar,<br />
And it&#8217;s the blazing fastball of Bobby Feller.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s Hornsby, the Rajah, so brazen and bold,<br />
And it&#8217;s Billy Martin, still knocking `em cold.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s Doubleday, Cooperstown and the Hall of Fame,<br />
And it&#8217;s the band playing &#8220;Take Me Out To The Ball Game.&#8221;</p>
<p>It&#8217;s the little leaguer and the kids at stick ball,<br />
It&#8217;s rain checks, bubblegum cards, and most of all&#8230;</p>
<p>It&#8217;s America. Yes, BASEBALL IS AMERICA.</p>
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		<title>The House That Ruth Ate</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jul 2011 14:45:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Hilary Barta To the bleachers a finger was pointed With a homer the Babe was anointed .    The fat patron saint .    of a lack of restraint His appetite came double-jointed. .]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>by Hilary Barta</h3>
<p>To the bleachers a finger was pointed<br />
With a homer the Babe was anointed<br />
.    The fat patron saint<br />
.    of a lack of restraint<br />
His appetite came double-jointed.</p>
<p>.</p>
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		<title>The Sacred Room: Yankee Stadium</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 May 2011 21:33:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Ed Ryterband My first Yankee game dad is taking us I’m full of quiverings and pictures About Mantle, Berra, Ford and Suddenly we turn a corner in the Bronx The giant stadium is looming over us Vendors hawking banners, hats and badges I’m drooling over all the souvenirs. Dad tugs me through a turnstile [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>by Ed Ryterband</h3>
<p>My first Yankee game dad is taking us<br />
I’m full of quiverings and pictures<br />
About Mantle, Berra, Ford and<br />
Suddenly we turn a corner in the Bronx<br />
The giant stadium is looming over us<br />
Vendors hawking banners, hats and badges<br />
I’m drooling over all the souvenirs.</p>
<p>Dad tugs me through a turnstile<br />
Then we join the flow streaming through our gate<br />
One of many in the endless curving wall of Yankee Stadium<br />
A hundred voices rumble echoing inside a tunnel,<br />
Up a ramp and then another ramp<br />
My skinny legs aching with impatience<br />
Up another flight of steps<br />
At last out into the open space<br />
The playing field, the neatest grass and careful dirt and endless seats,<br />
More people than I ever saw.<br />
I gape at them, float above myself</p>
<p>A roar jolts me to attention<br />
The Yankees poring from the dugout<br />
A stream of heroes,<br />
Spreading confident to their appointed places<br />
Hats on hearts they face the flag<br />
The anthem squawks<br />
The game begins at last<br />
I stand and sit and stand again<br />
The plays move slow,<br />
I savor them like ice cream.<br />
Another wish fulfilled a boiled hotdog<br />
Strangers hands pass it on to me<br />
Draped in yellow mustard<br />
I sniff it close, steaming still<br />
My first bite tangy on my lips and tongue.<br />
Washed down with coke and ice cubes for my chewing<br />
Dessert: fresh peanuts<br />
Shells collecting, covering my feet<br />
My breath gets raw and stinky<br />
So dad tells me<br />
I don’t care<br />
What I remember<br />
Mantle hits a homer that never seems to end<br />
The roar is deafening and wonderful,<br />
Carries me into the sky<br />
I hope the game will never end<br />
It does<br />
I sleep the whole way home.</p>
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		<title>No Ties, No Ticking Clocks: April 18, 1981</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Apr 2011 13:23:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Barbara Gregorich There are no ties in baseball, there is no ticking clock. The game could continue forever. One night in Rhode Island the Rochester Red Wings face the Pawtucket Red Sox. A fierce wind invades the stadium, numbing fans and players alike. Make this one quick, everyone hopes. Lights generate no warmth. Fans [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>by Barbara Gregorich</h3>
<p>There are no ties in baseball,<br />
there is no ticking clock.<br />
The game could continue forever.</p>
<p>One night in Rhode Island<br />
the Rochester Red Wings<br />
face the Pawtucket Red Sox.</p>
<p>A fierce wind invades the stadium,<br />
numbing fans and players alike.<br />
Make this one quick, everyone hopes.</p>
<p>Lights generate no warmth.<br />
Fans applaud, the game begins.<br />
Six scoreless innings, then Rochester drives in </p>
<p>a single run. Bottom of the ninth,<br />
the PawSox also score a single run.<br />
There are no ties in baseball,</p>
<p>there is no ticking clock. There are only<br />
more chances. The extra innings creep<br />
like icicles: tenth, eleventh, twelfth arrive </p>
<p>and depart with nothing but snowballs<br />
to show: big, round, cold zeros.<br />
At the end of eighteen innings </p>
<p>the score remains one-one.<br />
The temperature drops to bathyspheric depths.<br />
Players light bonfires in trash barrels, </p>
<p>burning broken bats as fuel. Fans go home<br />
to furnaces that blast hot air.<br />
Players long to go home, too, but first</p>
<p>one of them must cross home.<br />
The stadium sells out of food. Clubhouse men<br />
deploy into the frigid night and return</p>
<p>with chow the players bolt down. The game<br />
goes on — four hours . . . five . . . six.<br />
There are no ties in baseball, </p>
<p>there is no ticking clock.<br />
And then, top of the twenty-first inning —<br />
Rochester scores a second run. </p>
<p>Hallelujah!<br />
The game will, at long last, be over.<br />
Completed.</p>
<p>No. Not meant to be.<br />
Pawtucket also scores a second run<br />
in the bottom of the twenty-first. Game tied,</p>
<p><span id="more-1230"></span>two-two. The contest will continue. Players<br />
know it, the remaining fans know it. This is baseball,<br />
not some nickel-and-dime tick-tock diversion.</p>
<p>The managers think otherwise:<br />
they want the game called and resumed<br />
later, preferably on a warm</p>
<p>summer day. They appeal to the umpire,<br />
who pages through his book coldly<br />
and finds . . . no applicable rule.</p>
<p>“Play ball!” he huffs, his breath a speech<br />
bubble in the frosty air. And so players stumble<br />
through the motions they’ve been making since</p>
<p>they were six years old. Half-asleep, half-frozen,<br />
they are all good enough to play at the Triple-A level,<br />
and definitely good enough to keep one another from scoring.</p>
<p>By the end of the twenty-seventh inning,<br />
Rochester and Pawtucket have played<br />
three full baseball games. Again the managers</p>
<p>appeal to the umpire, but the blue man stands<br />
by his earlier decision. There are no ties<br />
in baseball, there is no ticking clock.</p>
<p>The fans: a score of them remain. (A score!<br />
If only somebody would score!) Nobody goes out<br />
to scrounge up food for the fans, who dare not</p>
<p>burn stadium seats to stay warm.<br />
Why do they stay? Do they know<br />
they are witnessing baseball history?</p>
<p>History, schmistory, the managers don’t care —<br />
they understand about ticking clocks<br />
and no ties, they just think somebody</p>
<p>has to show some common sense.<br />
And so, calling it common sense,<br />
somebody calls the league president </p>
<p>at three o’clock in the morning.<br />
After he is awake enough to understand<br />
the situation, the league president grants </p>
<p>permission to call the game. And so,<br />
at the end of the thirty-second inning,<br />
the game is called, to be resumed another day.</p>
<p>Before the fans can unstiffen enough to leave,<br />
the Pawtucket organization awards a free season pass<br />
to each of these true blue-from-the-cold lovers of the game,</p>
<p>The players stand in hot showers to thaw,<br />
then dress to go home, stepping out<br />
into the early morning sunrise.</p>
<p>Two months later, the Red Wings return<br />
and the game resumes, the score still two-two.<br />
Rochester fails to score,</p>
<p>but Pawtucket does not, driving a run<br />
across the plate in the bottom of the thirty-third inning.<br />
The longest game in baseball history </p>
<p>is finally completed.<br />
There are no ties in baseball.<br />
There is no ticking clock.</p>
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		<title>Baseball . . . Soon</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Apr 2011 14:40:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Stephen Jones Sure &#8217;nuff baseball starts fan-world balanced on a new season by game beer brats The season-to-be first pumped by fist then applause dismays &#38; maybe applause again The moments/the pitches the at-bats &#38; skewed recoveries brilliant plays or errors by inches or a bunt called fair Anticipate whatever moments of baseball &#38; [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>by Stephen Jones</h3>
<p>Sure &#8217;nuff baseball starts<br />
fan-world balanced on<br />
a new season<br />
by game beer brats</p>
<p>The season-to-be first<br />
pumped by fist<br />
then applause dismays<br />
&amp; maybe applause again</p>
<p>The moments/the pitches<br />
the at-bats &amp; skewed recoveries<br />
brilliant plays or errors by inches<br />
or a bunt called fair</p>
<p>Anticipate whatever<br />
moments of baseball &amp; history long<br />
a long time is April-October<br />
&amp; a baseball song</p>
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		<title>Holy Cow!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Oct 2010 14:06:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Susanna Rich Once you’ve been saved by the Church of St. Baseball—the game is All: the Hot Dog! grill’s the altar; bases are stations of the moss; the pope’s on second; cheers are chants; every hit aches for the sky; every word is—Say Hey!—a prayer for home. Susanna wrote and narrated this poem for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>by Susanna Rich</h3>
<p>Once you’ve been saved<br />
by the Church of<br />
St. Baseball—the<br />
game is All: the<br />
<em>Hot Dog!</em> grill’s the<br />
altar; bases<br />
are stations of<br />
the moss; the pope’s<br />
on second; cheers<br />
are chants; every<br />
hit aches for the<br />
sky; every word<br />
is—<em>Say Hey!</em>—a<br />
prayer for <em>home</em>.</p>
<p><em>Susanna wrote and narrated this poem for &#8220;Cobb Field: A Day at the Ballpark,&#8221; Craig Lindvahl&#8217;s documentary, for which she was nominated for an Emmy.  The film can frequently be seen on the MLB Network.  Susanna has been published numerous times in Spitball and read frequently at the Yoga Berra Museum at Montclair State University in New Jersey.</em></p>
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		<title>A Hot Dog</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Sep 2010 14:15:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Stephen Jones Baseball baseball . . . &#38; who cares for wieners? Mustard relish &#38; steamed bun In hand like on-going history A snap! when bit As play is done (Best part of the &#8220;dog&#8221;)]]></description>
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<p>Baseball baseball . . .<br />
&amp; who cares for wieners?</p>
<p>Mustard relish &amp; steamed bun<br />
In hand like on-going history</p>
<p>A snap! when bit<br />
As play is done</p>
<p>(Best part of the &#8220;dog&#8221;)</p>
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		<title>The Fugitive Poets of Fenway Park</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Sep 2010 13:54:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Martin Espada – Boston, MA, 1948 The Chilean secret police searched everywhere for the poet Neruda: in the dark shafts of mines, in the boxcars of railroad yards, in the sewers of Santiago. The government intended to confiscate his mouth and extract the poems one by one like bad teeth. But the mines and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>by Martin Espada</h3>
<p>– Boston, MA, 1948</p>
<p>The Chilean secret police<br />
searched everywhere<br />
for the poet Neruda: in the dark shafts<br />
of mines, in the boxcars of railroad yards,<br />
in the sewers of Santiago.<br />
The government intended to confiscate his mouth<br />
and extract the poems one by one like bad teeth.<br />
But the mines and boxcars and sewers were empty.</p>
<p>I know where he was. Neruda was at Fenway Park,<br />
burly and bearded in a flat black cap, hidden<br />
in the kaleidoscope of the bleachers.<br />
He sat quietly, chomping a hot dog<br />
when Ted Williams walked to the crest of the diamond,<br />
slender as my father remembers him,<br />
squinting at the pitcher, bat swaying in a memory of trees.</p>
<p>The stroke was a pendulum of long muscle and wood,<br />
Ted’s face tilted up, the home run<br />
zooming into the right field grandstand.<br />
Then the crowd stood together, cheering<br />
for this blasphemer of newsprint, the heretic<br />
who would not tip his cap as he toed home plate<br />
or grin like a war hero at the sportswriters<br />
surrounding his locker for a quote.</p>
<p>The fugitive poet could not keep silent,<br />
standing on his seat to declaim the ode<br />
erupted in crowd-bewildering Spanish from his mouth:</p>
<p>Praise Ted Williams, raising his sword<br />
cut from the ash tree, the ball<br />
a white planet glowing in the atmosphere<br />
of the right field grandstand!</p>
<p>Praise the Wall rising<br />
like a great green wave<br />
from the green sea of the outfield!</p>
<p>Praise the hot dog, pink meat,<br />
pork snouts, sawdust, mouse feces,<br />
human hair, plugging our intestines,<br />
yet baptized joyfully with mustard!</p>
<p>Praise the wobbling drunk, seasick beer<br />
in hand, staring at the number on his ticket,<br />
demanding my seat!</p>
<p>Everyone gawked at the man standing<br />
on his seat, bellowing poetry in Spanish.<br />
Anonymous no longer,<br />
Neruda saw the Chilean secret police<br />
as they scrambled through the bleachers,<br />
pointing and shouting, so the poet<br />
jumped a guardrail to disappear<br />
through a Fenway tunnel,<br />
the black cap flying from his head<br />
and spinning into center field.</p>
<p>This is true. I was there at Fenway<br />
on August 7, 1948, even if I was born<br />
exactly nine years later<br />
when my father<br />
almost named me Theodore.</p>
<p><em>Martin Espada teaches at the University of Massachusetts at Amherst. He has published 17 books as a poet, editor, essayist and translator.  You can read more about his work at<a href="http://www.martinespada.net/"> his website.</a><br />
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