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	<title>Bardball &#187; History</title>
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	<description>Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel</description>
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		<title>The Roger Clemens Trial, So Far</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 06:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Stephen Jones 5 weeks &#38; 3 dismissed jurors later (jurors having fallen asleep during counsel&#8217;s endless seemingly pointless examination &#38; then by law let go) this trial has exceeded boredom is now treading in dysfunctional limbo &#38; has left a bitter taste: day-by-day less truth is being oberved/served &#38; one could wish somebody would [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>by Stephen Jones</h3>
<p>5 weeks &amp; 3 dismissed jurors later</p>
<p>(jurors having fallen asleep<br />
during counsel&#8217;s endless<br />
seemingly pointless examination<br />
&amp; then by law let go)</p>
<p>this trial has exceeded boredom<br />
is now treading in dysfunctional limbo<br />
&amp; has left a bitter taste:</p>
<p>day-by-day less truth is being<br />
oberved/served &amp; one could wish<br />
somebody would call off the whole<br />
thing on account &#8220;of legal rain&#8221;</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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		<title>&#8220;The Ball Game&#8221; by Wynona Carr</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 15:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From the YouTube poster: &#8220;Gospel singer from the 50&#8242;s that switched to R&#38;B music but never received the recognition she deserved on earth. She wrote this song and another popular song entitled, &#8220;Operator&#8221;.&#8221;  You can find out more about her on Wikipedia.]]></description>
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<p><em>From the YouTube poster: &#8220;Gospel singer from the 50&#8242;s that switched to R&amp;B music but never received the recognition she deserved on earth. She wrote this song and another popular song entitled, &#8220;Operator&#8221;.&#8221;</em>  <em>You can find out more about her on <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wynona_Carr">Wikipedia</a>.</em></p>
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		<title>Drought at the Plate</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 13:45:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Hilary Barta One hundred and four, nothing yet One hundred and four, not a threat All those years, win or lose Always cheers, never boos One hundred and four of regret &#160; Hilary Barta was recently interviewed by the Chicago Tribune about the upcoming Roy Lichtenstein exhibition at the Art Institute of Chicago.  They [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>by Hilary Barta</h3>
<p>One hundred and four, nothing yet<br />
One hundred and four, not a threat<br />
All those years, win or lose<br />
Always cheers, never boos<br />
One hundred and four of regret</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><em>Hilary Barta was recently interviewed by<a href="http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2012-05-11/entertainment/ct-ae-0513-roy-lichtenstein-20120511_1_roy-lichtenstein-comic-art-lichtenstein-show"> the Chicago Tribune</a> about the upcoming Roy Lichtenstein exhibition at the Art Institute of Chicago. </em> <em>They didn&#8217;t mention his Cub fandom, but it&#8217;s obviously there between the lines.</em></p>
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		<title>The Ballad of Scott Podsednik (Sung to “I’m Movin’ On”)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 14:20:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>stu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Joyce Heiser Came out of high school, stayed in Texas awhile Seems he just couldn’t make it all seem worthwhile He’s movin’ on. He’s movin’ on. Rangers said “So long son, go enjoy the sun” He’s Marlin gone. Minor leagues kept trading, kept cutting him loose Never was the engine, just a little caboose [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>By Joyce Heiser</h3>
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<p>Came out of high school, stayed in Texas awhile<br />
Seems he just couldn’t make it all seem worthwhile<br />
He’s movin’ on. He’s movin’ on.<br />
Rangers said “So long son, go enjoy the sun”<br />
He’s Marlin gone.</p>
<p>Minor leagues kept trading, kept cutting him loose<br />
Never was the engine, just a little caboose<br />
Seven years rolled on, they just moved on.<br />
Finally majored a run in 2000 and 1<br />
Would they keep him on?</p>
<p>Another year came and another deal too,<br />
Milwaukee got him in 2002,<br />
He still moved on, he was there and gone.<br />
Led the league in base steals, tried to keep it real,<br />
But they moved him on.</p>
<p>Chicago was home for a few good years<br />
Got a World Series ring, a girl with bunny ears,<br />
He’s carryin’ on, maybe he’ll stay on.<br />
But another year came, and another ball game,<br />
He packed and was gone.</p>
<p>Up in the mountains, till 2009,<br />
Back to bat that year in the White Sox line,<br />
Another movin’ on, another hometown gone.<br />
Even though he had fans, Chicago had other plans<br />
And they let him move on.</p>
<p>One year with the Royals, still stealing some base,<br />
Let him go to the Dodgers, problems slowing his pace.<br />
Trouble movin’ on, released and on his own.<br />
Try up North, play the West, half-a-year at best<br />
So he’s movin’ on.</p>
<p>Finally landed in Philly, more like Lackawanna<br />
Scranton doesn’t really sound like baseball nirvana.<br />
Will he be movin’ on?  Sing that travelin’ song?<br />
Thirteen teams, eighteen years, Hard to change your gears<br />
And keep movin’ on.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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		<title>A Pair of Odes to Chris Davis</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 14:10:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.. Taking Higher Ground by Michael X. Ferraro Chris Davis&#8217;s 0-fer-8 night ended in bliss. Five times did the DH swing-swing-swing and miss. So, post-platinum sombrero, why the big grin? &#8216;Cause he tossed two scoreless and picked up the win. &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.. The Ballad of Chris Davis by Stu Shea How does a player go 0-for-8 [...]]]></description>
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<h2><strong>Taking Higher Ground</strong></h2>
<h3>by Michael X. Ferraro</h3>
<p>Chris Davis&#8217;s 0-fer-8 night ended in bliss.<br />
Five times did the DH swing-swing-swing and miss.<br />
So, post-platinum sombrero, why the big grin?<br />
&#8216;Cause he tossed two scoreless and picked up the win.</p>
<p>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..</p>
<h2>The Ballad of Chris Davis</h2>
<h3>by Stu Shea</h3>
<p>How does a player go 0-for-8<br />
And still win himself the game ball?<br />
Move from DH to the pitching mound<br />
And make major-league hitters look small.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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		<title>Dale Murphy</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2012 13:44:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Charles Ghigna A Brave young slugger, A two-time VP, A five-time Gold Glover Who wore number 3. A role-model teammate Without ego or rage, A clean-living player In a steroid age. Two home runs short Of a trip to the Hall, His legacy waits To fly over the wall. &#160; Charles Ghigna (Father Goose) [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>by Charles Ghigna</h3>
<p>A Brave young slugger,<br />
A two-time VP,<br />
A five-time Gold Glover<br />
Who wore number 3.</p>
<p>A role-model teammate<br />
Without ego or rage,<br />
A clean-living player<br />
In a steroid age.</p>
<p>Two home runs short<br />
Of a trip to the Hall,<br />
His legacy waits<br />
To fly over the wall.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><em></em><em><em>Charles Ghigna (Father Goose) is a poet, children’s author, speaker and nationally syndicated feature writer. He has written more than 60 award-winning books of poetry and been reprinted extensively, even in the ACT and SAT tests.</em></em></p>
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		<title>A Retrospective: The Wind-Up, and Watch</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2012 13:57:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Bruce Daniels Baseball’s Hall of Fame hails a time-honored game, That cannot be settled by clock. Inning after inning, no team is winning, I’d opt not to buy tickets or stock. If one is so clever, a game can last forever, A tie score all knotted at zip. Ruth started the line-up, need new [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>by Bruce Daniels</h3>
<p>Baseball’s Hall of Fame hails a time-honored game,<br />
That cannot be settled by clock.<br />
Inning after inning, no team is winning,<br />
I’d opt not to buy tickets or stock.</p>
<p>If one is so clever, a game can last forever,<br />
A tie score all knotted at zip.<br />
Ruth started the line-up, need new hitters to sign up,<br />
Like Bonds who can make a round trip.</p>
<p>But we may never survive to see a line drive,<br />
For me the game just drives me bonkers.<br />
Be it Brooklyn or Yanks, if you ask me, “No thanks!”<br />
The Bronx just bombed out, on to Yonkers!</p>
<p>This time-worn tradition should be sent to perdition,<br />
The outcome has outlasted my strength.<br />
Would there be sudden death? Please don’t hold your breath,<br />
This game of ages is just so by its length!</p>
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		<title>Say &#8220;Hi&#8221; To Gary Carter</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 14:05:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Stephen Jones Say &#8220;Hi&#8221; to &#8220;The Kid&#8221; who never missed a beat/bat of enthusiasm &#38; protocol even when his locker room teammates were elsewhere who believed baseball is a game not of dollars &#38; nonsense who never cursed &#8216;cept once in Game 6 the &#8217;86 World Series when on first base he swore &#8220;I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>by Stephen Jones</h3>
<p>Say &#8220;Hi&#8221; to &#8220;The Kid&#8221;</p>
<p>who never missed a beat/bat<br />
of enthusiasm &amp; protocol</p>
<p>even when his locker room<br />
teammates were elsewhere</p>
<p>who believed baseball is a game<br />
not of dollars &amp; nonsense</p>
<p>who never cursed &#8216;cept once<br />
in Game 6 the &#8217;86 World Series</p>
<p>when on first base he swore<br />
&#8220;I will not lose this damn game&#8221;</p>
<p>heart owning the whole thing<br />
&amp; who maintained a standard</p>
<p>beyond &#8220;behind home plate&#8221;<br />
&amp; something we could all learn from</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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		<title>Get Off His Lawn!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2012 13:57:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Michael X. Ferraro Jamie Moyer, long of tooth, Nabs a win at 49. Never pitched to ol&#8217; Babe Ruth But babysat him one time. Michael X. Ferraro is a TV writer/producer and author of Numbelievable: The Dramatic Stories Behind the Most Memorable Numbers in Sports History and Tased &#38; Amused: The Shocking Poetic Recap [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>by Michael X. Ferraro</h3>
<p>Jamie Moyer, long of tooth,<br />
Nabs a win at 49.<br />
Never pitched to ol&#8217; Babe Ruth<br />
But babysat him one time.</p>
<p><em>Michael X. Ferraro is a TV writer/producer and author of <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Numbelievable-Dramatic-Stories-Memorable-Numbers/dp/B004JZWL40/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1334282166&amp;sr=8-1">Numbelievable: The Dramatic Stories Behind the Most Memorable Numbers in Sports History</a> and <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Tased-Amused-Shocking-Poetic-Baseball/dp/0615491049/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1334282203&amp;sr=1-1">Tased &amp; Amused: The Shocking Poetic Recap of the 2010 Baseball Season</a>.</em></p>
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		<title>Phil &#8216;n the Blanks</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2012 14:32:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by James Finn Garner The Northwest, known for its lumber, Was at a loss to figure Phil Humber Who deftly dialed the M&#8217;s number In shadows, sun and penumber. Could Starbucks have ended their slumber? No matter, their bats were encumbered In a masterpiece, shaded in umber, The perfecto for new ace, Phil Humber]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>by James Finn Garner</h3>
<p>The Northwest, known for its lumber,<br />
Was at a loss to figure Phil Humber<br />
Who deftly dialed the M&#8217;s number<br />
In shadows, sun and penumber.<br />
Could Starbucks have ended their slumber?<br />
No matter, their bats were encumbered<br />
In a masterpiece, shaded in umber,<br />
The perfecto for new ace, Phil Humber</p>
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