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	<title>Bardball &#187; The Game Itself</title>
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	<description>Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel</description>
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		<title>&#8220;The Ball Game&#8221; by Wynona Carr</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 15:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From the YouTube poster: &#8220;Gospel singer from the 50&#8242;s that switched to R&#38;B music but never received the recognition she deserved on earth. She wrote this song and another popular song entitled, &#8220;Operator&#8221;.&#8221;  You can find out more about her on Wikipedia.]]></description>
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<p><em>From the YouTube poster: &#8220;Gospel singer from the 50&#8242;s that switched to R&amp;B music but never received the recognition she deserved on earth. She wrote this song and another popular song entitled, &#8220;Operator&#8221;.&#8221;</em>  <em>You can find out more about her on <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wynona_Carr">Wikipedia</a>.</em></p>
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		<title>Home Run</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 12:16:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Owen P. Yesterday we played, we played baseball the pitcher pitched and I whacked the ball it flew over Maine and a Japanese train it flew over a polar ice cap it was seen by some English chaps some soldiers saw it in Afghanistan and as it flew it learned Uzbekistan it flew over [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>by Owen P.</h3>
<p>Yesterday we played, we played baseball<br />
the pitcher pitched and I whacked the ball<br />
it flew over Maine<br />
and a Japanese train<br />
it flew over a polar ice cap<br />
it was seen by some English chaps<br />
some soldiers saw it in Afghanistan<br />
and as it flew it learned Uzbekistan<br />
it flew over the Great Barrier Reef<br />
in North Dakota it sampled some beef<br />
but just as it landed in Moscow<br />
the umpire called it  foul</p>
<p><em>Owen P. is a fifth-grade student in Chicago.</em></p>
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		<title>A Open Letter to Faux Cub Fans</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 14:52:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Becky Binks and Cary Donham Rule #1 Back before Harry Caray, Santo, and Hughes The bleachers held young actors paying their dues. But Belushi and Murray knew Rule Number 1: Remember, always, there’s a game going on. Rule #2 Buy a scorecard, keep score, and follow along. If you don’t know how, there’s an [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>by Becky Binks and Cary Donham</h3>
<p><strong>Rule #1</strong><br />
Back before Harry Caray, Santo, and Hughes<br />
The bleachers held young actors paying their dues.<br />
But Belushi and Murray knew Rule Number 1:<br />
Remember, always, there’s a game going on.</p>
<p><strong>Rule #2</strong><br />
Buy a scorecard, keep score, and follow along.<br />
If you don’t know how, there’s an app on your phone.<br />
Sit your butt down when you hear, “Down in front!”<br />
Remember Rule Number 1: there’s a game going on.</p>
<p><strong>Rule #3</strong><br />
Don’t go to get nachos when a runner&#8217;s on base.<br />
Ignore your full bladder, that babe you might chase.<br />
Just get up between innings or when a pitcher is gone.<br />
Remember Rule Number 1: there’s a game going on.</p>
<p><strong>Rule #4</strong><br />
Don’t sit back of home plate and gab on your phone.<br />
When you show up on TV, you’ll look like a clown.<br />
Get back to your scorecard; you might miss a home run.<br />
Remember Rule Number 1: there’s a game going on.</p>
<p><strong>Rule #5</strong><br />
The game lasts nine innings, don’t have any doubt.<br />
Don’t stand for the pitcher until the last out.<br />
Standing adds drama that doesn’t belong,<br />
Remember Rule Number 1: there’s a game going on.</p>
<p><strong>Rule #6</strong><br />
Remember that baseball’s the reason you came,<br />
There’re plenty of sports bars for after the game.<br />
No one cares how much cash you paid your salon,<br />
Remember Rule Number 1: there’s a game going on.</p>
<p><em>The wife-and-husband team of Becky Binks and Cary Donham intrepidly support the Cubs from the far South Side enclave of Beverly.</em></p>
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		<title>A Retrospective: The Wind-Up, and Watch</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2012 13:57:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Bruce Daniels Baseball’s Hall of Fame hails a time-honored game, That cannot be settled by clock. Inning after inning, no team is winning, I’d opt not to buy tickets or stock. If one is so clever, a game can last forever, A tie score all knotted at zip. Ruth started the line-up, need new [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>by Bruce Daniels</h3>
<p>Baseball’s Hall of Fame hails a time-honored game,<br />
That cannot be settled by clock.<br />
Inning after inning, no team is winning,<br />
I’d opt not to buy tickets or stock.</p>
<p>If one is so clever, a game can last forever,<br />
A tie score all knotted at zip.<br />
Ruth started the line-up, need new hitters to sign up,<br />
Like Bonds who can make a round trip.</p>
<p>But we may never survive to see a line drive,<br />
For me the game just drives me bonkers.<br />
Be it Brooklyn or Yanks, if you ask me, “No thanks!”<br />
The Bronx just bombed out, on to Yonkers!</p>
<p>This time-worn tradition should be sent to perdition,<br />
The outcome has outlasted my strength.<br />
Would there be sudden death? Please don’t hold your breath,<br />
This game of ages is just so by its length!</p>
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		<title>Say &#8220;Hi&#8221; To Gary Carter</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 14:05:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Stephen Jones Say &#8220;Hi&#8221; to &#8220;The Kid&#8221; who never missed a beat/bat of enthusiasm &#38; protocol even when his locker room teammates were elsewhere who believed baseball is a game not of dollars &#38; nonsense who never cursed &#8216;cept once in Game 6 the &#8217;86 World Series when on first base he swore &#8220;I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>by Stephen Jones</h3>
<p>Say &#8220;Hi&#8221; to &#8220;The Kid&#8221;</p>
<p>who never missed a beat/bat<br />
of enthusiasm &amp; protocol</p>
<p>even when his locker room<br />
teammates were elsewhere</p>
<p>who believed baseball is a game<br />
not of dollars &amp; nonsense</p>
<p>who never cursed &#8216;cept once<br />
in Game 6 the &#8217;86 World Series</p>
<p>when on first base he swore<br />
&#8220;I will not lose this damn game&#8221;</p>
<p>heart owning the whole thing<br />
&amp; who maintained a standard</p>
<p>beyond &#8220;behind home plate&#8221;<br />
&amp; something we could all learn from</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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		<title>Strike Three</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2012 13:41:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Samantha Sakolari The batter stepped up to the plate We were hoping it wasn’t too late A home run we needed So we all cheered and pleaded Would this victory be left up to fate? The first pitch the ump called a ball The next pitch was fouled off the wall The third pitch [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>by Samantha Sakolari</h3>
<p>The batter stepped up to the plate<br />
We were hoping it wasn’t too late<br />
A home run we needed<br />
So we all cheered and pleaded<br />
Would this victory be left up to fate?</p>
<p>The first pitch the ump called a ball<br />
The next pitch was fouled off the wall<br />
The third pitch went high<br />
Fourth prompted a sigh<br />
As strike two was the umpire&#8217;s call!</p>
<p>The next pitch was called ball three<br />
Then the crowd shouted with glee<br />
As the last pitch soared far<br />
And hit a parked car<br />
Giving out team the victory!</p>
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		<title>In The Big Inning</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2012 13:53:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Art Gomez In the beginning there was silence Complete and deafening Enough for a quiet cliché about a pin dropping The kind of silence only a home crowd can achieve A silent empty air created by dashed anticipations and disappointments too numerous There was nothing in the stillness to suggest an end to the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>by Art Gomez</h3>
<p>In the beginning there was silence<br />
Complete and deafening<br />
Enough for a quiet cliché about a pin dropping<br />
The kind of silence only a home crowd can achieve<br />
A silent empty air<br />
created by dashed anticipations and disappointments too numerous</p>
<p>There was nothing in the stillness<br />
to suggest an end to the resolve to wait another day<br />
There was nothing but more of the same<br />
Futility ruled as the first two men trudged from dugout to on-deck to plate</p>
<p>The first was out without a twitch of recognition<br />
Watching as three straight zipped past<br />
The second flailed at three more<br />
But the stitched leather need not fear<br />
as it found safe haven in the mitt</p>
<p>Next up</p>
<p>Sensing the final indignity and the end of the day’s misery<br />
one lone fan began to clap<br />
Slowly, what was left of the crowd began to laugh and clap along<br />
A rhythm built that had been missing throughout<br />
Even the Ump smiled<br />
understanding the need</p>
<p>No one wants to be the last out but someone must<br />
No one can step into the box with doubtful thoughts and survive<br />
The confrontation at hand<br />
although shared by many on and off the field<br />
is in a sense one-on-one<br />
And one will fail</p>
<p>It seemed as though the man on the mound was in control<br />
Had a sure thing in the bag<br />
and would soon have a refreshing shower and steak dinner<br />
It seemed the man at bat was behind in the count before the first pitch</p>
<p>But things happen<br />
Things happen in a subtle way and seem not to matter<br />
One gets away and just nips the uniform</p>
<p>Man on first</p>
<p>The next with a powerful swing<br />
manages to barely get bat on ball<br />
and owes lady luck a big kiss for his “swinging bunt”</p>
<p>Men on first and second</p>
<p>Shake it off<br />
No harm done<br />
Get the next guy and go home<br />
Quickly there are two strikes</p>
<p>The diehards who continued whooping<br />
are standing and stomping<br />
sensing the possibility of the unreal<br />
Eliminate the impossible and the unbelievable can be true</p>
<p>The next pitch gets in his kitchen<br />
The bat is shattered &#8211; splintered<br />
Shards flying every which way<br />
as the ball brazenly bloops just out of reach<br />
from the outstretched infielder<br />
The hard charging outfielder</p>
<p>Bases loaded</p>
<p>Players live for this moment<br />
Down by three<br />
Bottom of the ninth<br />
Two outs<br />
Winning run at the plate<br />
A childhood dream of Grand proportions</p>
<p>A visit to the mound just for cool and concentration<br />
It’s not like anything has been hit hard<br />
or his stuff has disappeared<br />
Just a few flukes<br />
He’s the ace</p>
<p>The right man is up for the job<br />
An RBI machine when it counts<br />
Power to all fields</p>
<p>He knows what to look for and gets it<br />
Smooth, quick, bat speed a blur<br />
The <strong>“Crack”</strong> says it all</p>
<p>As the ball reaches the fences<br />
the man in right times his leap<br />
and the Umpire gets in position</p>
<p>The stands are on their feet<br />
as time stands still<br />
in anticipation of a moment to remember</p>
<p>A glove leans over and snatches<br />
the ball in flight<br />
The defender comes up empty<br />
On and off the field<br />
an eruption of pent up emotion</p>
<p>A game of beauty can leave<br />
both victor and vanquished<br />
stunned</p>
<p>Splendor on the grass?<br />
Today’s faithful will never know</p>
<p>Fan interference<br />
Batter out<br />
Game over</p>
<p>In the <strong>B</strong>ig <strong>I</strong>nning there was</p>
<p><em>[</em>SILENCE<em>] </em></p>
<p><em>According to family legend, Art Gomez was conceived in a Chicago hotel room when his father had a tryout with the Cubs. A devoted Mariners fan, Art reads his poems in the Seattle area as a member of PoetsWest and Seattle Free Lances. His poems have appeared in </em>Spindrift, Minotaur Press, Poetic Matrix, Seattle Muse,<em> and </em>Poets Against War<em>, and on KSER 90.7 FM (Independent Public Radio).</em></p>
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		<title>Anytime There’s Baseball</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2012 14:34:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Stephen Jones Anytime baseball happens one’s mind is relieved like dreams sometimes relaxed by hardball &#38; glove by bat &#38; smack]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>by Stephen Jones</h3>
<p>Anytime baseball happens<br />
one’s mind is relieved</p>
<p>like dreams sometimes relaxed</p>
<p>by hardball &amp; glove<br />
by bat &amp; smack</p>
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		<title>2012 NL Central Prediction Haikus</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2012 14:16:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>stu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Stuart Shea CHICAGO CUBS Behold the savior! He slouches toward Wrigleyville And shops at J. Crew. CINCINNATI REDS Scott’s Rolen along At least as much as one “rolls” On two rusty wheels. HOUSTON ASTROS In a great big barn The inhabitants will smell&#8230; 25 heifers MILWAUKEE BREWERS The abdication Means the Milwaukee lineup Will [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>By Stuart Shea</h3>
<p><strong>CHICAGO CUBS</strong><br />
Behold the savior!<br />
He slouches toward Wrigleyville<br />
And shops at J. Crew.</p>
<p><strong>CINCINNATI REDS</strong><br />
Scott’s Rolen along<br />
At least as much as one “rolls”<br />
On two rusty wheels.</p>
<p><strong>HOUSTON ASTROS</strong><br />
In a great big barn<br />
The inhabitants will smell&#8230;<br />
25 heifers</p>
<p><strong>MILWAUKEE BREWERS</strong><br />
The abdication<br />
Means the Milwaukee lineup<br />
Will welcome the Mat.</p>
<p><strong>PITTSBURGH PIRATES</strong><br />
Pretty park, green grass,<br />
Lovely statue, tasty beer,<br />
Clint Barmes at short</p>
<p><strong>ST. LOUIS CARDINALS</strong><br />
Elders leave the grounds,<br />
Leaving the young ones to play<br />
The eternal game.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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		<title>Baseball</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2012 03:22:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Joshua J. Ballard and Connor Dooley Connor and Josh performing their poem &#8220;Baseball&#8221; at The Cantab Lounge in Boston, Mass., at The National Poetry Slam in 2011. They were representing The Loser Slam venue from New Jersey.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>by Joshua J. Ballard and Connor Dooley</h3>
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<p><em>Connor and Josh performing their poem &#8220;Baseball&#8221; at The Cantab Lounge in Boston, Mass., at The National Poetry Slam in 2011. They were representing The Loser Slam venue from New Jersey.</em></p>
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