Plunked with a Backwards K
by Michael X. Ferraro
The elbow of Michael Conforto
created a major distort-o.
Kulpa fell for that bull
now the Met’s culpable
for a walk-off strikeout (?), Bad Sporto.
Mets-Marlins Game Ends in Controversy
Do the Right Ng
by James Finn Garner
All the brass knew from the beginning
Of the dash and the brains of Kim Ng
Took the last 30 years
To get past their fears
Bet they’re ordering glass for a new ceiling.
The Real Ng
by Hilary Barta
The chance of advancement seemed dim
All those who preceded a “him”
She bided her time
A thirty-year climb
Meet General Manager Kim.
Playoff-ful
by Hilary Barta
Cubs batters did not get it done
They ended up scoring one run
Deny or admit it
They just couldn’t hit it
And the post-postseason’s no fun.