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	<description>Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel</description>
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		<title>Ballad of Rey Ordonez</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2012 13:55:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by The Isotopes Check out the rest of their music and support the Isotopes by visiting http://theisotopes.bandcamp.com. &#160;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>by The Isotopes</h3>
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<p><em>Check out the rest of their music and support the Isotopes by visiting <a href="http://theisotopes.bandcamp.com">http://theisotopes.bandcamp.com</a>.</em></p>
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		<title>Say &#8220;Hi&#8221; To Gary Carter</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 14:05:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Stephen Jones Say &#8220;Hi&#8221; to &#8220;The Kid&#8221; who never missed a beat/bat of enthusiasm &#38; protocol even when his locker room teammates were elsewhere who believed baseball is a game not of dollars &#38; nonsense who never cursed &#8216;cept once in Game 6 the &#8217;86 World Series when on first base he swore &#8220;I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>by Stephen Jones</h3>
<p>Say &#8220;Hi&#8221; to &#8220;The Kid&#8221;</p>
<p>who never missed a beat/bat<br />
of enthusiasm &amp; protocol</p>
<p>even when his locker room<br />
teammates were elsewhere</p>
<p>who believed baseball is a game<br />
not of dollars &amp; nonsense</p>
<p>who never cursed &#8216;cept once<br />
in Game 6 the &#8217;86 World Series</p>
<p>when on first base he swore<br />
&#8220;I will not lose this damn game&#8221;</p>
<p>heart owning the whole thing<br />
&amp; who maintained a standard</p>
<p>beyond &#8220;behind home plate&#8221;<br />
&amp; something we could all learn from</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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		<title>2012 NL East Prediction Haiku</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2012 03:22:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>stu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Stuart Shea ATLANTA BRAVES So many moons past… The spring of Chipper gives way To rust and pallor MIAMI MARLINS New house and new name Young folks up til all hours The Blizzard of Ozz NEW YORK METS They built this Citi. Now they have to live in it Short fences or not PHILADELPHIA [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>by Stuart Shea</h3>
<p><strong>ATLANTA BRAVES</strong><br />
So many moons past…<br />
The spring of Chipper gives way<br />
To rust and pallor</p>
<p><strong>MIAMI MARLINS</strong><br />
New house and new name<br />
Young folks up til all hours<br />
The Blizzard of Ozz</p>
<p><strong>NEW YORK METS</strong><br />
They built this Citi.<br />
Now they have to live in it<br />
Short fences or not</p>
<p><strong>PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES</strong><br />
At the keystone sack<br />
Nothing but questions surface<br />
In this pennant Chase</p>
<p><strong>WASHINGTON NATIONALS</strong><br />
Message from the East—<br />
“Beware high expectations”<br />
Tapped out in Morse code</p>
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		<title>A Mets Fan’s Lament</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2012 13:05:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Ron Kaplan Reyes gone. Life goes on. New woes take time to bake. Now Johan can’t pitch/can? Either way, sad to say, fans don’t care, won’t be there. “Citifield, where Mets yield.” Money’s tight wallet’s light. Can’t pay loans, Wilpon phones MLB just to see if they can find a plan. Get some jocks [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>by Ron Kaplan</h3>
<p>Reyes gone.<br />
Life goes on.<br />
New woes take<br />
time to bake.<br />
Now Johan<br />
can’t pitch/can?<br />
Either way,<br />
sad to say,<br />
fans don’t care,<br />
won’t be there.<br />
“Citifield,<br />
where Mets yield.”<br />
Money’s tight<br />
wallet’s light.<br />
Can’t pay loans,<br />
Wilpon phones<br />
MLB<br />
just to see<br />
if they can<br />
find a plan.<br />
Get some jocks<br />
with high socks,<br />
shirts tucked in<br />
after win.<br />
Will Dave Wright<br />
now take flight?<br />
Song of swan,<br />
“Reyes gone.”</p>
<p><em>Ron Kaplan is the head honcho at the excellent blog, <a href="http://www.ronkaplansbaseballbookshelf.com/">Ron Kaplan&#8217;s Baseball Bookshelf</a>, which is about baseball but not strictly about books.</em></p>
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		<title>Reyes Sits At the Finish Line</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2011 13:34:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By James Finn Garner When Jose Reyes won the title it gave us pause to check his mettle. Which body part did serve him best: His heart, his biceps, or his ass?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>By James Finn Garner</h3>
<p>When Jose Reyes won the title<br />
it gave us pause to check his mettle.<br />
Which body part did serve him best:<br />
His heart, his biceps, or his ass?</p>
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		<title>What I Remember After 09/11</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Sep 2011 13:24:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Stephen Jones What I remember is large some of it confused the sadness the heroes some still unnamed but I zero in on baseball not to forget but because like a constant outside history baseball resonates for me the heroics of play on a field the belief that a game is sometimes better than [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>by Stephen Jones</h3>
<p>What I remember is large<br />
some of it confused<br />
the sadness the heroes<br />
some still unnamed</p>
<p>but I zero in on baseball<br />
not to forget but because<br />
like a constant outside history<br />
baseball resonates for me</p>
<p>the heroics of play on a field<br />
the belief that a game is sometimes<br />
better than grief<br />
a comfort &amp; something to point to</p>
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		<title>It&#8217;s All About New York City</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Sep 2011 13:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Rod Nelson The Blue of the Bums, the Orange of the Jints and the interlocking NY, The Mets cap was designed to reflect Big Apple baseball historicity. Why not wear FDNY or NYPD on 9/11? It&#8217;s all about New York City. The Blue of the Bums, the Orange of the Jints and the interlocking [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>by Rod Nelson</h3>
<p>The Blue of the Bums, the Orange of the Jints and the interlocking NY,<br />
The Mets cap was designed to reflect Big Apple baseball historicity.<br />
Why not wear FDNY or NYPD on 9/11? It&#8217;s all about New York City.</p>
<p>The Blue of the Bums, the Orange of the Jints and the interlocking NY.<br />
Joe&#8217;s dad walked a Brooklyn beat, but still Bud pinned it on Torre.<br />
He walked out when he was dissed by The Boss, so seriously &#8211; what&#8217;s the real story?</p>
<p>The Blue of the Bums, the Orange of the Jints and the interlocking NY.<br />
The design is now, of course, officially MLB licensed apparel.<br />
It&#8217;s yours for just $29.95, but it won&#8217;t save you when your life is in peril.</p>
<p>The Blue of the Bums, the Orange of the Jints and the interlocking NY.<br />
Like the horror of that day ten years ago, we&#8217;re left to wonder who&#8217;s responsible and why</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><em>Rod Nelson is the managing editor of <a href="http://www.emeraldsportsguides.com/">The Emerald Guide to Baseball 2011</a>.</em></p>
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		<title>To Cap Off Our 9/11 Remembrance</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2011 13:59:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>stu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Stuart Shea Salary caps, Spending caps, Baseball caps&#8230; Caps the Mets couldn&#8217;t wear with their uniform, Because they didn&#8217;t conform, Or some crap. Baseball&#8217;s image burned As Bud Selig took a nap.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>By Stuart Shea</h3>
<p>Salary caps,<br />
Spending caps,<br />
Baseball caps&#8230;<br />
Caps the Mets couldn&#8217;t wear with their uniform,<br />
Because they didn&#8217;t conform,<br />
Or some crap.<br />
Baseball&#8217;s image burned<br />
As Bud Selig took a nap.</p>
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		<title>Citi Sells Out</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Sep 2011 13:35:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by James Finn Garner Huge savings now with your NY Mets! It&#8217;s as cheap as baseball gets! You need a slugger? Come on down Our prices are the best in town! Starters, bench help, closers too&#8211; We want to make a deal with YOU! Are we crazy to sell for less? (Just ask Madoff:  The [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>by James Finn Garner</h3>
<p>Huge savings now with your NY Mets!<br />
It&#8217;s as cheap as baseball gets!<br />
You need a slugger? Come on down<br />
Our prices are the best in town!<br />
Starters, bench help, closers too&#8211;<br />
We want to make a deal with YOU!<br />
Are we crazy to sell for less?<br />
(Just ask Madoff:  The answer&#8217;s YES!)<br />
We need dough before Yankee stars<br />
Hire us to wash their cars.</p>
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		<title>Unctuous Trade Deadline Poem</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jul 2011 13:46:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>stu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Stuart Shea When the Giants added beltin&#8217; Beltran, Bruce Bochy said, &#8220;Now I&#8217;ve got enough!&#8221; Buster struck a curious Posey And Aubrey walked out in a Huff.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3><strong>By Stuart Shea</strong></h3>
<p>When the Giants added beltin&#8217; Beltran,<br />
Bruce Bochy said, &#8220;Now I&#8217;ve got enough!&#8221;<br />
Buster struck a curious Posey<br />
And Aubrey walked out in a Huff.</p>
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