A Baseball Eulogy: Total Eclipse of the Game

By Dr. Rajesh C. Oza

(In appreciation of the April 8, 2024 solar eclipse and with apologies to Bonnie Tyler)

Baseball was my reliable Chicago sun:
Warm summer days, filled with run after run.

Basketball was my Windy City moon:
Cool winter nights, swishing nets into June.

My heart had space for Doubleday and Naismith’s games;
My heroes in Cooperstown and Springfield’s Halls of Fame.

But my steadfast true love
Began with bat, ball, and glove.

Once upon a time, Whitman waxed serious,
“The game of ball is glorious.”
The poet couldn’t imagine “base” falling apart.
There’s nothing I would lament, for
Nothing could eclipse my game of ball.

Then a madness occurred;
Began with Magic and Bird.

Ernie Banks’ around-the-bases smile,
Was displaced by MJ’s high-flying guile.

Today’s kids are in far too much of a hurry,
Thrilling to threes by sweet Steph Curry.

They know not the wonder of a triple play,
As rare as the moon getting in the sun’s way.

Once upon a time, there was light in our life,
But now there’s only love in the dark.
Is there nothing that can save us from
A total eclipse of the game?

 

MLB All-Rolling-Stones-Songs Team

1B   Todd Gimme Helton
2B   Jumpin’ Jack Flash Miller
SS   Bo Bitchette
3B   Let’s Spend Ray Knight Together

LF   She’s like Tim RainesBow
CF   As Tears Go Byron Buxton
RF   Honus Tonkus Wagner

C     Jarrod Saltalamacchia of the Earth

LHP   Pat Misch You, Wes Dead Flowers
RHP   Waiting on Bob Friend, Ruby Tuesday Tyrees, Tumbling Daisuke Matsuzaka

MGR   Paint It, Bud Black

Opening Day(s)

by Dr. Rajesh C. Oza

This year’s Opening Day
Was an odd Double Play.

March 20 opened with OD-One;
A delight if you were a Korean.

A week later was OD-Two;
A more traditional red, white, and blue.

What would Tinker, Evers, and Chance say
About baseball’s globalized Opening Day?

As Ernie Banks might smilingly argue,
“Fellas, here or there, let’s play two.”

 

Goodbye, Cruel World, It’s Opening Day

by Hart Seely

The gods place bets with loaded dice,
And all our earthly dreams betray,
But listen to one clown’s advice,
Goodbye, cruel world; it’s opening day.

The politicians scrounge for power,
With consequences we shall pay.
But somewhere, it’s our finest hour,
Goodbye, cruel world; it’s opening day.

Our weary age is full of war,
The daily news brings dark dismay,
So surf the dreams worth living for,
Goodbye, cruel world; it’s opening day.

April 9, 1976: Rudy Schaffer, Paul Richards and Chisox owner Bill Veeck ring in Opening Day at Comiskey Park.