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	<title>Bardball &#187; Songs and Parodies</title>
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	<description>Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel</description>
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		<title>&#8220;The Ball Game&#8221; by Wynona Carr</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 15:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From the YouTube poster: &#8220;Gospel singer from the 50&#8242;s that switched to R&#38;B music but never received the recognition she deserved on earth. She wrote this song and another popular song entitled, &#8220;Operator&#8221;.&#8221;  You can find out more about her on Wikipedia.]]></description>
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<p><em>From the YouTube poster: &#8220;Gospel singer from the 50&#8242;s that switched to R&amp;B music but never received the recognition she deserved on earth. She wrote this song and another popular song entitled, &#8220;Operator&#8221;.&#8221;</em>  <em>You can find out more about her on <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wynona_Carr">Wikipedia</a>.</em></p>
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		<title>The Ballad of Scott Podsednik (Sung to “I’m Movin’ On”)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 14:20:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>stu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Joyce Heiser Came out of high school, stayed in Texas awhile Seems he just couldn’t make it all seem worthwhile He’s movin’ on. He’s movin’ on. Rangers said “So long son, go enjoy the sun” He’s Marlin gone. Minor leagues kept trading, kept cutting him loose Never was the engine, just a little caboose [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>By Joyce Heiser</h3>
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<p>Came out of high school, stayed in Texas awhile<br />
Seems he just couldn’t make it all seem worthwhile<br />
He’s movin’ on. He’s movin’ on.<br />
Rangers said “So long son, go enjoy the sun”<br />
He’s Marlin gone.</p>
<p>Minor leagues kept trading, kept cutting him loose<br />
Never was the engine, just a little caboose<br />
Seven years rolled on, they just moved on.<br />
Finally majored a run in 2000 and 1<br />
Would they keep him on?</p>
<p>Another year came and another deal too,<br />
Milwaukee got him in 2002,<br />
He still moved on, he was there and gone.<br />
Led the league in base steals, tried to keep it real,<br />
But they moved him on.</p>
<p>Chicago was home for a few good years<br />
Got a World Series ring, a girl with bunny ears,<br />
He’s carryin’ on, maybe he’ll stay on.<br />
But another year came, and another ball game,<br />
He packed and was gone.</p>
<p>Up in the mountains, till 2009,<br />
Back to bat that year in the White Sox line,<br />
Another movin’ on, another hometown gone.<br />
Even though he had fans, Chicago had other plans<br />
And they let him move on.</p>
<p>One year with the Royals, still stealing some base,<br />
Let him go to the Dodgers, problems slowing his pace.<br />
Trouble movin’ on, released and on his own.<br />
Try up North, play the West, half-a-year at best<br />
So he’s movin’ on.</p>
<p>Finally landed in Philly, more like Lackawanna<br />
Scranton doesn’t really sound like baseball nirvana.<br />
Will he be movin’ on?  Sing that travelin’ song?<br />
Thirteen teams, eighteen years, Hard to change your gears<br />
And keep movin’ on.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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		<title>Ballad of Rey Ordonez</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2012 13:55:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by The Isotopes Check out the rest of their music and support the Isotopes by visiting http://theisotopes.bandcamp.com. &#160;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>by The Isotopes</h3>
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<p><em>Check out the rest of their music and support the Isotopes by visiting <a href="http://theisotopes.bandcamp.com">http://theisotopes.bandcamp.com</a>.</em></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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		<title>Phil Hughes, What Happened to the Dream?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2012 13:53:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by David Bellel &#160; Hughes, what happened to the dream? You were once wonderful The future ace of the team What happened to the fastball of yours? Now just a bp, gopher ball of yours Batters granted big smiles from yours, Sadly and truly. Hughes, a juicer under a cloud? We should have traded you [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>by David Bellel</h3>
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<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>Hughes, what happened to the dream?<br />
You were once wonderful<br />
The future ace of the team</p>
<p>What happened to the fastball of yours?<br />
Now just a bp, gopher ball of yours<br />
Batters granted big smiles from yours,<br />
Sadly and truly.</p>
<p>Hughes, a juicer under a cloud?<br />
We should have traded you away<br />
But the gashman didn&#8217;t allow<br />
We&#8217;d have IPK to ourselves<br />
Alone and apart.<br />
Not on a Padre team<br />
But safe into our hearts.</p>
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		<title>Would You Like To Run the O&#8217;s?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 14:38:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by James Finn Garner How would you like to run the O&#8217;s? Round and neat A team with such potential Nearly ready to compete You can earn a pretty penny With it like so: O! O! O! Would you like to run the O&#8217;s? Feathered and so fleet Ready to contend in the Wide-open AL [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>by James Finn Garner</h3>
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<p>How would you like to run the O&#8217;s?<br />
Round and neat<br />
A team with such potential<br />
Nearly ready to compete<br />
You can earn a pretty penny<br />
With it like so:<br />
O! O! O!</p>
<p>Would you like to run the O&#8217;s?<br />
Feathered and so fleet<br />
Ready to contend in the<br />
Wide-open AL East</p>
<p>It&#8217;ll cost you just your job</p>
<p>Ernie: My job?</p>
<p>The Salesman: SHHHHHH!</p>
<p>Ernie: (whispering) My job?</p>
<p>The Salesman: Riiiiiiiight!<br />
So take the job and watch the O&#8217;s take flight.</p>
<p><em>Now listen. When you run the O&#8217;s, you won&#8217;t be alone. All your decisions as GM will have to pass muster with a bunch of front-office yes men that Peter Angelos refuses to fire. That is, when he&#8217;s not meddling directly himself.</em><br />
<em>And if you get a name past them, he&#8217;ll still have to be approved by Buck Showalter in the dugout, who&#8217;s as stable as a three-legged dog most of the time.</em><br />
<em>So you can have a high-profile job with lots of pressure and no power, in the toughest division in baseball, for the most incompetent owner in the game. So tell me&#8230;.</em></p>
<p>Would you like to run the O&#8217;s?<br />
Take over for Andy McPhail<br />
He couldn&#8217;t stand the heat<br />
Now he&#8217;s got time to golf and sail</p>
<p>It&#8217;ll cost you just your job</p>
<p>Ernie: My job?</p>
<p>The Salesman: SHHHHHH!</p>
<p>Ernie:  My job?</p>
<p>The Salesman: Riiiiiiiight!</p>
<p>So run the O&#8217;s and change them overnight.<br />
<em>Did we mention our &#8220;proud heritage&#8221;?</em><br />
Just run the O&#8217;s and change them overnight.<br />
<em>Don&#8217;t forget the crab cakes.</em><br />
So run the O&#8217;s and change them overnight.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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		<title>Hey, Tony Italiano</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2011 13:47:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by David Bellel The &#8216;birds were turned back by Napoli And their hitting missed the scenery Ron&#8217;s dances and Punto&#8217;s charming wrongs But wait a minute, something&#8217;s wrong&#8230; Hey, Tony, Tony Italiano! Hey, Tony, Tony Italiano! No, no, no; no World Series win for you, you Sicialiano]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>by David Bellel</h3>
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<p>The &#8216;birds were turned back by Napoli<br />
And their hitting missed the scenery<br />
Ron&#8217;s dances and Punto&#8217;s charming wrongs<br />
But wait a minute, something&#8217;s wrong&#8230;</p>
<p>Hey, Tony, Tony Italiano!<br />
Hey, Tony, Tony Italiano!<br />
No, no, no; no World Series win for you, you Sicialiano</p>
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		<title>Was It The Last Dance?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2011 00:59:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by David Bellel Was it the last dance? The last dance for John and Suzy&#8217;s broadcast love No, no, their last chance? To get us to a big dance Thurs night We need them beside us Beside us, to guide us Their boldness, that unfolds us &#8216;Cause when they&#8217;re sad We&#8217;re so, so sad So [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>by David Bellel</h3>
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<p>Was it the last dance?<br />
The last dance for John and Suzy&#8217;s broadcast love<br />
No, no, their last chance?<br />
To get us to a big dance Thurs night<br />
We need them beside us<br />
Beside us, to guide us<br />
Their boldness, that unfolds us<br />
&#8216;Cause when they&#8217;re sad<br />
We&#8217;re so, so sad</p>
<p>So let&#8217;s not dance the last dance<br />
No, no last dance<br />
No, no last dance Thurs night</p>
<p>Was it the last dance?<br />
The last dance for John and Suzy&#8217;s broadcast love<br />
No, no their last chance?<br />
To get us to the big dance Thurs night<br />
We need them beside us<br />
Beside us, to guide us<br />
Their boldness, that unfolds us<br />
&#8216;Cause when they&#8217;re glad<br />
We&#8217;re so, so glad</p>
<p>So let&#8217;s not dance the last dance<br />
No, no last dance<br />
No, no last dance thurs night</p>
<p><em>You can find more of David&#8217;s work throughout the Yankee blog, <a href="http://johnsterling.blogspot.com/">It Is High, It Is Far, It Is&#8230;..caught</a>.</em></p>
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		<title>Good-Bye, Ozzie</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Sep 2011 14:25:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>stu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Stu Shea Good-bye, Ozzie, Good-bye, Ozzie, Good-bye, Ozzie, You&#8217;re going to leave us now. Merrily you roll along, Roll along, Roll along, Merrily you roll along Down to F-L-A. No more cursing, No more tweeting, No more bull#@*&#38;, You&#8217;re going to leave us now. Let&#8217;s see how you do in Miami Miami Miami Let&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>By Stu Shea</h3>
<p>Good-bye, Ozzie,<br />
Good-bye, Ozzie,<br />
Good-bye, Ozzie,<br />
You&#8217;re going to leave us now.</p>
<p>Merrily you roll along,<br />
Roll along,<br />
Roll along,<br />
Merrily you roll along<br />
Down to F-L-A.</p>
<p>No more cursing,<br />
No more tweeting,<br />
No more bull#@*&amp;,<br />
You&#8217;re going to leave us now.</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s see how you do in Miami<br />
Miami<br />
Miami<br />
Let&#8217;s see how you do in Miami<br />
With non-existent fans.</p>
<p>Good-bye, Ozzie<br />
Good-bye, Ozzie<br />
Good-bye, Ozzie<br />
Your act went on too long.</p>
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		<title>The Baseball Project, &#8220;1976&#8243;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2011 14:10:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[With the news this week of R.E.M&#8217;s final retirement, we present a song from The Baseball Project, a labor of love from R.E.M. member Peter Buck and session man Steve Wynn: &#160; &#160; For more on The Baseball Project, visit their website.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>With the news this week of R.E.M&#8217;s final retirement, we present a song from The Baseball Project, a labor of love from R.E.M. member Peter Buck and session man Steve Wynn:</em></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><em>For more on The Baseball Project, <a href="http://thebaseballproject.net/">visit their website</a>.</em></p>
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		<title>&#8220;Bill Lee&#8221;, by Warren Zevon</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Sep 2011 13:42:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Finn Garner</dc:creator>
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