A September Day in Cape May NJ

by Mark Shoenfield

On the beach in Cape May, New Jersey,
my teenage son and I begin a baseball
catch in the early evening
We are way back from the water, where the sand still retains the day’s warmth
and other beach goers have long since departed
Gulls peck at the sand looking for morsels as the surf gently breaks in its rhythmic pattern
My wife sits and watches us from a distance,
forming the unbalanced triangle that is our life
We increase the distance between our long tosses
My leather glove snaps a sharp crack as it embraces the hurling sphere
I return a well rehearsed overhand throw that has many years of practice behind it
Our long shadows lengthen as the sun slowly sets and we increase our pace, throwing with greater velocity and heightened focus
A white three-masted schooner skirts the horizon
A kite ripples in the increasing breezes high above my son’s head
The tethered string being held by a far-away girl
Puffs of white sand arise around the ankles of my son on every toss
His skinny, well tanned body and freckled nose are absorbed in the moment
Low throws hug the sand and kick up grains
that stings my shins
An older departing couple apologizes for interrupting us as they pass between my son and me, lugging their
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beach chairs, floral towels and a large white canvas bag
I silently thank them for the opportunity to rest my now tiring arm
A slight chill in the salty air denotes a change
the summer is ending,
as is my middle age as well as my son’s innocence
Ready or not, we all have a new season to embrace

 

A Bullet to Left Field

by James Finn Garner

This sounds like The Onion — it’s not!
Two rounds fired in Sox Park! How fraught!
A fan snuck in a gat
In her folds of gut fat,
Giving new meaning to the term “Jell-O Shot.”

The Monster Eats Tonight

by Michael X. Ferraro

Been battered by Boggs and peppered by Pudge.
Dented by Dustin and jarred by A. Judge.
Pounded by Papi and tattooed by ‘Tek.
They call me the Monster, but I ain’t no Shrek.

For 89 years I’ve endured much abuse.
From a diet of line drives, my screws are all loose.
Remodeled by Ripken, mangled by Manny.
Yaz played my caroms, but then spanked my fanny.

My favorite New England season? Winter!
(That’s when I laid low from that Splendid Splinter.)
Was walloped by Winfield, rattled by Rice.
Killebrew concussed me, not once but twice.

Two decades ago, they put seats on my head!
(“Stop playing the martyr,” my therapist said.)

So tall that I fall prey to mid-section shots,
from Boomers and Deweys, to Mookies and Trots.
Some were mere scrapes, yet others… keelhaulings.
But the name I loathe most has got to be “Rawlings.”

Smirky baseballs, too big for their britches,
marking me up with horsehide and stitches.
Well, karma’s a bitch and revenge soothes the soul—
last week against KC, I swallowed one whole.

Do not shrug me off as some iconic feature;
I am a mean, green, most gluttonous creature.
Pay heed, Fenway faithful, the beast’s been unleashed.
The warning track knows that quite soon … I … SHALL … FEAST!


Michael X. Ferraro was the sports editor of Boston University’s award-winning Daily Free Press, which enabled him to ponder the Green Monster on the Fenway grass with the likes of Sam Horn, Marty Barrett, Sparky Anderson, Jim Walewander and Lee Smith. More recently, he is the author of Circus Catch, a satirical sports novel set in the golden age of American Cheating.