by James Finn Garner
Huge savings now with your NY Mets!
It’s as cheap as baseball gets!
You need a slugger? Come on down
Our prices are the best in town!
Starters, bench help, closers too–
We want to make a deal with YOU!
Are we crazy to sell for less?
(Just ask Madoff:Â The answer’s YES!)
We need dough before Yankee stars
Hire us to wash their cars.