Clown Question, Bro

By Stuart Shea

“Does Bryce Harper hustle?”
For what is this bustle?
Why are he and his manager in such a tussle?

“Does Bryce Harper hustle?”
Is he a Jack Russell?
Or is Matt Williams’ brainpan made solely of muscle?

 

Stu’s new book, Wrigley Field: The Long Life and Contentious Times of the Friendly Confines, is available now.  Buy it today!

 


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