David Ortiz, New US Citizen

by James Finn Garner

David Ortiz can now be called
Red white and blue,
An All-American yahoo!

A Back Bay Brahmin,
Green Mountain slammin’,
Star-Spangled-Bannerin’
True Blue All-American!

But it’s safe to say Big Papi
Won’t let you call him a Yankee.

Posted 6/23/08


Published in Boston Red Sox, James Finn Garner, Pure doggerel | Link to this poem | No Comments

Leave Your Comment

Comment Form

AL East

NL East

Extra Innings

AL Central

NL Central

Poems by Type

AL West

NL West

Heavy Hitters

Copyright 2007 Bardball.