Eject Button Pusher?

by Hilary Barta

For Ozzie Guillen:

With umps he will fight for a hitter,
or scream that a pitch was a spitter.
He’ll argue the calls,
that strikes should be balls,
but his tweets have the league all a-twitter.

Hilary Barta’s pop-cult limerick blog, Limerwrecks, is a mandatory daily requirement.

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