by Hilary Barta
Here it’s snowing, preceding the raining
Arizona? I read that they’re training
.    Though they’re new on the field
.    Cubby Blue’s fate is sealed
And from home I will lead the complaining.
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Out here in the rain and the snow
Cubs don’t send a comforting glow
Just who will play where
and what will we care
When third sacker’s name’s “I Don’t Know”