Floundering Fish of Florida Fire Home Run Leader

by Stephen Jones

In Runs Per Game, the Marlins stank
Like a dead fish out of water.
Their slugging percentage was also rank,
So they fired Barry Bonds — as they oughtta.


Published in Food, Miami Marlins, Pure doggerel, Scandals | Link to this poem | 2 Comments

Floundering Fish of Florida Fire Home Run Leader: 2 Comments

  1. Bob Davis wrote,

    Like it-don’t like Barry!

  2. Jay Kenny wrote,

    Well, they couldn’t exactly fire Giancarlo Stanton now, could they?

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