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For Russ Ortiz

by Jim McLennan

An overweight pitcher named Russ
Made Diamondbacks fans swear and cuss.

Paid eight million to hurl,
He threw like a girl.

We wish he’d fall under a bus.

Posted 8/2/07 

Published in Arizona Diamondbacks, Limerick | Link to this poem |

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