by Jim McLennan
An overweight pitcher named Russ
Made Diamondbacks fans swear and cuss.
Paid eight million to hurl,
He threw like a girl.
We wish he’d fall under a bus.
Posted 8/2/07Â
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
An overweight pitcher named Russ
Made Diamondbacks fans swear and cuss.
Paid eight million to hurl,
He threw like a girl.
We wish he’d fall under a bus.
Posted 8/2/07Â