by James Finn Garner
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Milton Bradley got into Trouble
Caught in the Wrigley Field bubble.
A Payday enormous
For such poor performance.
Now his Career’s nothing but rubble.
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Sorry, Milt, that Chicago’s blunt fans
Made it seem less than a Candyland.
That’s the Risk that you take
Living Life by the lake.
It’s like permanent Ants in the Pants.
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Is the Aggravation because you are black?
Balderdash, Milty, You Don’t Know Jack.
We all had a Clue
This is what you would do.
Last Word: Your Cranium‘s cracked.
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Posted 9/21/2009
Posted on 09/21/09
Published in Chicago Cubs, Chicago Cubs, James Finn Garner, Limerick, Players | Link to this poem | 2 Comments
JDR wrote,
Maybe Bradley is out because he’s suffering from baseball ennui. Yes, he’s game-bored.
I have heard that the Cubs are considering acquiring Charles and George Parker. They’re brothers, of course.
OK, I’m done.
Link | September 22nd, 2009 at 12:09 am
James Finn Garner wrote,
Thank you, thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Try the veal
Link | September 22nd, 2009 at 2:46 am