Getting His Licks In

by James Finn Garner

Does it matter that
Yasiel Puig licks his bat?
Something, I mean,
Apart from hygiene?
Is it nerves? Is it taste?
An act done in haste?
When speculation’s void,
Ask Sigmund Freud.


Published in Food, James Finn Garner, Los Angeles Dodgers, Players, Pure doggerel | Link to this poem | 1 Comment

Getting His Licks In: 1 Comment

  1. Hilary Barta wrote,

    It takes his spitting and keeps on hitting.

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