Hey, Scatter Scatter

by Michael X. Ferraro

Roy Riegel was a funny man
a plumber and a baseball fan.
But to exit now this mortal coil
He’s called upon a pal quite loyal.
To get Roy’s ashes to the Great Beyond,
They’re being flushed through ballpark johns.

Baseball fan honors deceased friend by flushing his ashes down stadium toilets


Michael X. Ferraro is the author of the satirical football novel, Circus Catch.

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