Homer Most Foul (Deep Thoughts with Carlos Gomez)

by Michael X. Ferraro

I lead off the game with a blast to the stands.
Easing into a trot, I’m clapping my hands.
The headlines will read “A Tone-Setting Hero”!
But … hey, why’s the scoreboard still stuck on zero?

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