I’m Ted Lilly, I’ll Be Your Server Tonight

by James Finn Garner

When Ted Lilly
Took the hill, he
Was looking to be the snake charmer,

But the D-Backs hit taters
Like overripe ‘maters,
And poor Ted looked like an amateur farmer.

Posted 10/5/07 


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