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I’m Ted Lilly, I’ll Be Your Server Tonight

by James Finn Garner

When Ted Lilly
Took the hill, he
Was looking to be the snake charmer,

But the D-Backs hit taters
Like overripe ‘maters,
And poor Ted looked like an amateur farmer.

Posted 10/5/07 

Published in Arizona Diamondbacks, James Finn Garner, Pure doggerel, Chicago Cubs, Players, Chicago Cubs | Link to this poem |

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