by James Finn Garner
When Ted Lilly
Took the hill, he
Was looking to be the snake charmer,
But the D-Backs hit taters
Like overripe ‘maters,
And poor Ted looked like an amateur farmer.
Posted 10/5/07
Published in Arizona Diamondbacks, James Finn Garner, Pure doggerel, Chicago Cubs, Players, Chicago Cubs | Link to this poem |




