MLB All-Black-Friday Team
by Michael X. Ferraro 1BÂ Â Marv Droneberry 2BÂ Â Etsy Caballero SSÂ Â Kevin OverStocker 3BÂ Â Frank “Home Shopping Network” Baker OFÂ Â John Vander Wal Mart OFÂ Â Randy Arozamazonarena OFÂ Â Nick Markdownkakis CÂ Â Pat Borders LHPÂ Â Chris Sale RHPÂ Â John “Discount of” Montefusco RPÂ Â Craig Leffertovers MGRÂ Â Clearance “Cito” Gaston ANNOUNCERÂ Â Buy Saam