By Stuart Shea
A-Gon said to Yasiel Puig,
“Go to the game! You’ll be glad you did.
You can have fun and hang with the guys,
And I’ll spend time with my wife and kid.”
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
A-Gon said to Yasiel Puig,
“Go to the game! You’ll be glad you did.
You can have fun and hang with the guys,
And I’ll spend time with my wife and kid.”
Are you sure he didn’t say
“And I’ll spend time with your wife and kid.”