It’s Math Time with Joe Buck!

by James Finn Garner

If you want to learn thisĀ game baseball,
Joe Buck is the guy to call.

No matter what your rooting position
He can help you do the addition.

If you yourself couldn’t add the same:
“One homer makes this a five-run game.”

Stumped by three innings times three outs?
“Nine chances left,” the perfesser shouts.

But you might never grasp one call:
Why this putz is employed at all.


Published in Broadcasters, Chicago Cubs, Fans, James Finn Garner, Los Angeles Dodgers, Pure doggerel, The Game Itself | Link to this poem | 2 Comments

It’s Math Time with Joe Buck!: 2 Comments

  1. Phil Passen wrote,

    Totally with you.

  2. mxferraro wrote,

    or, as i always like to say… Joe Buck Yourself.

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