by James Finn Garner
Carny barker, rodeo clown,
Digging ditches in the ground,
Pizza schlepping in Astoria,
Lube guy at some sex emporia,
Blue-haired lady’s gigolo
(Let’s hope you never stoop that low),
Roadkill man on th’ Interstate,
Scrounging cans or selling bait–
Whatever crummy job you get,
Be thankful you’re not Mr. Met.
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wonderful. and topical.
Ditto Stu. This brought a smile – and conjured the vision of a huge-headed figure of pathos. (Thankfully blocked: any mental images of blue-haired women-in-the-mood.)
Very funny, Mr. G.