by Hart Seely
President Lincoln, skip that show!
Amelia Earhart, please don’t go!
Dillinger, don’t trust that vamp!
Joba, please . . . avoid that tramp.
JFK, don’t take that ride!
Dr. King, sir, stay inside!
Julius Caesar, ditch that crown!
Joba, jump . . . just don’t come down.
Gorbachev, tear down this wall!
America, free beer for all!
Mariano, please don’t go!
Joba . . . say it isn’t so.
Hart Seely’s new book, The Juju Rules: Or How to Win Ballgames from Your Couch, is now in bookstores. He also runs the essential Yankee blog, It Is High, It Is Far, It Is . . . caught.
Whaddaya mean, “One of a kind?”
There’s a whole army of Yankee fans just like me.
(Thanks)
Hart Seely
Ha!
August already? . . . My, my
I must check my own calendar
& the docket of moral sniping
. . . & then regard
the ready commentary
of “nose bleed” observation
. . . and in April?
In short
who cares right now aside
from tabloid pot-stirring
& bleachers news-thirsty
Baseball & Life (sigh)
are conundrums
& they intermix often
sparked maybe without clarity