Life is Good!

by James Finn Garner

Winter’s been raw as a campout in Banff.
Your new basement walls are moldy and damp.
Your drapes caught fire from a knocked over lamp—

Relax!
Pitchers and catchers are reporting to camp.

 

Your check-writing hand’s developed a cramp,
Your bills are all due and you ain’t got a stamp,
Creditors cling to your neck like a clamp—

Smile!
Pitchers and catchers are reporting to camp.

 

Your yard now faces a new freeway ramp.
Your son is engaged to a gold-digging tramp.
Your “guitar hero” neighbor’s just bought a new amp—

Life is good!
Pitchers and catchers are reporting to camp.

 

First posted 2/13/2008


Published in Fans, James Finn Garner, Pure doggerel, The Game Itself, Youth | Link to this poem | 1 Comment

Life is Good!: 1 Comment

  1. Stephen Jones wrote,

    Pitchers and catchers reporting to camp
    Is fire enough to thaw the cold and damp.

    Yeah!

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