by David Bellel
Who struck out five times today?
Teixiera did it, bringing us tears.
Who batted like he was a clown?
Teixiera did it, bringing no cheers.
For a player that depresses you,
Here’s the only thing to do,
Just look for the three-ring sign
And ask the man for Ballantine!
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And remember, the laws of your community are enforced for your protection. Obey them.
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