On a Pinstriped Ledge

by Hart Seely

I really don’t know what to say,
This lineup hurts me, to a man,
How did we get so old and gray?
I wish I were a Redsock fan.

I used to think we’d find a way,
With Swish or Tex or Grandyman.
Now each resembles Jason Bay.
I wish I were a Redsock fan.

I cannot take another day,
Of watching Arod kick the can.
How did we ever get this way?
I wish I were a Redsock fan.

Hart Seely’s book, The Juju Rules: Or How to Win Games From Your Couch, is available everywhere, including Amazon.


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