by James Finn Garner
It’s tradition on Opening Day:
The Prez puts the first ball in play,
But with his miniscule mitts,
The Donald just quits
And tweets, “Baseball’s for losers anyway.”
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
It’s tradition on Opening Day:
The Prez puts the first ball in play,
But with his miniscule mitts,
The Donald just quits
And tweets, “Baseball’s for losers anyway.”
From Hilary Barta:
He’s bossy, he’s rich, he’s a hawk
But cross him, he’ll bitch and he’ll squawk
Disgraceful, this POTUS
Puts baseball on notice
“Why toss the first pitch? I can balk!”
From Jim Siergey:
It’s not that he wants to be rude
Or act like a prig or a prude
His reason to ditch
Tossing out the first pitch
Is cuz he can’t stand to be booed
DONNIE’S FIRST PITCH
Orange hairdo wind-blown in a swirl,
Donnie stares down to home, here’s the hurl…
With executive ordure,
A wall on the border,
Who cares that he throws like a girl?