Pronk

by Hart Seely

Jesus Christ: You like him? Honk!
Lindsay Lohan? Fall-down dronk,
Johnny Rotten: Eighties ponk,
Travis Hafner: Our man Pronk!

Kim Kardashian: Kanye’s bonk,
Paris Hilton: What a skonk!
Oscar winner: Hilary Swonk,
Travis Hafner, New York Yonk.

 


Published in New York Yankees, Pure doggerel | Link to this poem | 1 Comment

Pronk: 1 Comment

  1. Edmund Conti wrote,

    O(I)nk!

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